The world's deadliest tapeworm

I promised myself to substantially cut down on my candy consumption. I admit that this product may have helped me on the way! A gigantic, slimy, disgustingly sweet GUMMY WORM??!! Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Moreover, Amazon has paired this orgy in diabetes with...wait for it...three novels by one Roxie, titled "Gay Dildo Bike Erotica"! I kid you not. More logically, they have also paired it with a slightly similar piece of candy, the pineapple flavoured gigantic gummy bear.

It will take at least one week before my tongue recovers from its ageusia, and... Well, OK, make that three days. Or one day. Or a couple of hours. But anyway, you get the picture. I won't buy this cherry-flavoured tapeworm straight from Hell. Nor will I buy Ms Roxie's novels.

I might consider the pineapple gummy bear, though. Already this evening. :P