“For God and Country” is a collection of speeches by
Ted Cruz, the Texan senator and presidential candidate who controversially
refused to endorse Donald Trump after losing the Republican primaries, and even
more controversially *did* endorse Trump just the other day. The collection is
badly edited, no publisher is given, no date is given for the speeches, and the
video features don't work on my Kindle. Thus, I couldn't amuse myself by
listening to Cruz reading the bedtime story “Green Eggs and Ham” for his
daughters during his infamous filibuster against Obamacare. Indeed, over half
of the e-book contains Cruz' filibuster, suggesting either that Cruz is a
narcissist (if his campaign is behind this pamphlet) or that said campaign
*isn't* responsible for the pamphlet, after all. The fact that an anti-Cruz
advertisement inexplicably shows up in the middle of the e-book suggests the
latter (or perhaps that pro-Cruz Super PACs have an exotic sense of humor).
I can't help quoting two other short passages from the filibuster speech.
“So my dad learned to flip pancakes. Let me tell you, as a kid on Saturday or
Sunday morning and your dad is making pancakes, it is very cool when he can
flip them--you could make him flip them high in the air and catch them. But he
could do that. I will credit my father; he invented--this wasn't for the
restaurant, but he did it anyway--he invented green eggs and ham. He did it two
ways. No. 1, the easy way, is he put green food coloring in the eggs, chopped
up ham in it. `Green Eggs and Ham' was my favorite book when I was a boy. The
food coloring is a little bit cheating, but if you take some spinach and mix it
into the eggs, the eggs turn green.” (Kindle Locations 1196-1203)
“I wanted to make an embarrassing admission first. For many years, when I was
in private practice and when I was solicitor general, I wore a particular pair
of boots, my argument boots. They were black ostrich boots. Litigators are kind
of superstitious, so anytime I went into court to argue a case I wore my
argument boots. I had them resoled four or five times. When I had the great
honor of serving in this body, of being sworn into the Senate, when I was sworn
in standing on the steps just in front of us, I wore my argument boots. I have
worn them every day since. I don't believe there has been a day on this Senate
floor that I haven't worn my argument boots.” (Kindle Locations 1501-1508).
I always wondered how a filibuster speech sounded like. I learned something new
today! Thank you, Ted.
On a more serious note, I wondered when reading the other speeches why Cruz
didn't endorse Trump at the RNC. On point after point, the policy positions of
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are identical: immigration reform, “shock and
awe”-type air strikes against ISIS, opposition to any deals with Iran, repeal
of Obamacare, a more “nationalist” trade policy, criticism of
“nation-building”, calls for less regulations and lower taxes, and attempts to
bring out the conservative Christian vote. The only difference is that Trump
wants peace with Russia, while Cruz takes a more confrontational stance – but
Trump, too, originally took the same position (for instance in his book
“Crippled America”). So what is the *real* difference between Donald J Trump
and Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz? Is it simply a matter of personality or ego (both
men have considerable quantities of the latter merchandize at their disposal)?
Or is it something else?
Perhaps Cruz suspects that Trump isn't a genuine conservative. He is probably
right on that score. The Donald is more likely to be a Caesar or Bonaparte than
a strict constitutionalist. Or perhaps it's Cruz who is the phony. After all,
the GOP establishment tried to use him to stop Trump, not the other way around!
Perhaps the old party elite knows that the Tea Party (which endorsed Cruz) is a
spent force, while the new movement around Trump is seen as more threatening,
especially so since the real estate tycoon isn't dependent on outside funding.
Thus, the old guard could “use the Cruz”, perhaps to broker a convention, while
Trump was impervious to their advances.
Still, Cruz probably had to endorse the official nominee, sooner or later.
While Trump may not be a real conservative, or even a real Republican, he
*does* make a tolerably good imitation of one (when he isn't busy selling his
moonshine populism), while Hillary Clinton is visibly opposed to just about
anything the Tea Party (or even Glenn Beck) ever stood for. Also, Cruzbots and
Trumpistas are close in some states. Finally, Ted Cruz may not have much
choice, as most of the Republican establishment has decided to jump on the
Trump Train (or bandwagon) before it's too late…
The sequel to “For God and Country” may prove interesting.
Oh, and Kobani is in
Syria, not Iraq.