Elephants evolved

 

HA HA HA, this is so confused that it becomes unintentionally funny. Erich von Däniken, come back, all is forgiven! So apparently the Hindu god Ganesha has evolved in a way similar to elephants. Or something. Or maybe something else. 

Banteng breed

 

Is there no end to the sheer craziness of Australian fauna?! Come and meet (or bow hunt) the scrub bulls! 

Apparently, some "bantengs" (the name of this particular bovine species) were introduced to Australia in 1849 by the British Army. One year later, the 20 or so specimens were abandoned and went feral. Today, there are 10,000 of them! 

Bow hunting an aggressive scrub bull sounds nuts, but the matie in the clip above does it just fine. Maybe he´s a killer koala at heart, who knows? :D 

The Method of the Siddhas

I´m sure the woke left will now want to cancel Bali as a tourist destination. Or no? 

As for the Balinese authorities, I wonder what kind of Tantra they consider culturally approved? Can I drink "nectar" from a cup made from the fresh cranium of a dead Canadian tourist? How about sacrificing a Lesser Adjutant (a local stork species) during a ghastly ritual devoted to a hunch-backed goddess? Can I curse Pancasila by dancing nude, only smeared in ashes, at the Mother Temple of Besakih? 

Asking for a friend named Franklin Jones... 

Canadian deported from Bali for selling "Tantric orgasm classes"