Busted: the dog that ate Santa

A "review" of a Christmas ornament spouting a Great Pyrenees. 

So this is why Santa didn't make it this year. I assumed his overworked elfs had staged a wildcat strike, that Krampus had stuffed him away in his sack, or even that (gulp) the ACLU had slapped him in the beer belly with a RICO lawsuit. However, it seems that it was that damn dog all this time! Well, I *tried* to warn you about this vicious breed before, didn't I? Maybe it's high time you start paying some quality attention…