Showing posts with label Count Binface. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Count Binface. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2026

Our only hope?

 

Credit: Jdpfive

LOL. Nigel Farage, the leader of Reform UK, recently triggered a by-election in his own constituency of Clacton by resigning as Member of Parliament, only to declare his intention to run for the seat again. In other words: the by-election is political theater, probably to deflect from various parliamentary inquires into Farage´s finances. Labour, the Tories, the Liberal Democrats, the Greens and Restore (!) have all declared that they will boycott the by-election. This has opened the field for various micro-parties and novelty candidates, with Count Binface as the apparent front-runner in the anti-Farage camp. 

Yes, Count Binface. *That* guy again. 

He unsuccesfully tried to challenge the next Labour leader Burnham in Makerfield recently, and it seems he has now taken his rubbish to Clacton instead. Ahem, don´t you actually have to *live* in the constituency the seat of which you are contesting? Still, Farage´s opponents are in on the joke. From Wikipedia: 

>>>Many mainstream politicians reacted to Binface's candidature with a mixture of amusement and approbation. 

>>>Kemi Badenoch, the Leader of the Opposition said that if the by-election was a "people versus the establishment" contest, Binface might be the people's candidate. Keir Starmerthe prime minister, said he could not endorse him due to Labour Party rules. Andy Burnham, the favourite in the race to become the next Labour leader, posted a picture of himself shaking hands with Binface at a by-election. 

>>>The New Statesman´s business editor, Will Dunn, endorsed Binface and called for a united front in support of his candidacy. Martin Bell, who served as the independent MP for Tatton between 1997 and 2001, called for voters in Clacton to rally behind "the right independent candidate". Stephen Pollard, writing for The Spectator, called the election a straight "two-way fight" between Farage and Binface, and speculated that the latter could win.

>>>Binface received a surge of support from activists after announcing his candidacy, raising more than £15,000 in donations in a day. He said he hoped to appeal to voters from all sides of the political spectrum and said he could even court the immigrant vote, given he was "the ultimate alien".Green energy industrialist Dale Vince, who has previously donated to the Labour and Green Parties, offered to fund Binface's campaign. His campaign gained global media attention.

The latter seems to be true, since I read (with some surprise) about Binface´s splendid intervention in a Swedish newspaper just now. Or rather at their on-line site. And no, I don´t think Harvey (the Count´s real name) can win over Farage, who carried Clacton with 46,2% of the votes in 2024. That being said, I admit this was a rather jolly little distraction! 

Friday, June 19, 2026

At home in Makerfield

 

The candidates of the Monster Raving Loony Party...kidding!

Some news from Old Blighty. The results in the Makerfield by-election aren´t in yet, but one poll predicts a victory for Labour candidate Andy Burnham. Nobody can place Makerfield on a map, but if Burnham wins, he will challenge Keir Starmer for the position of Labour leader (and Prime Minister). So in *that* sense, I suppose the by-election is important. 

And then there´s Reform...

The poll I´m referencing strongly suggests that the far right split from Reform, Restore, is acting as a "spoiler", splitting the Reform vote and hence enabling a Labour victory. Yet, Restore activistas see their projected result (between 5% and 7%) as a stunning success?!

LOL. It´s pretty damn obvious how *this* is going to end...