Showing posts with label New Thought. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Thought. Show all posts

Monday, July 14, 2025

Low hanging fruit salad

 






YouTube videos of skeptics going after some really low hanging fruit. 

The first clip tells us what happens if a fairly well-educated skeptic (in a black mask) decides to seriously comment a confused spouter of quasi-quantum woo-woo. It´s funny, after a fashion. 

Next, that South Korean guy who pretends to have the world´s highest IQ is apparently still at it. Just wait until the more serious Christians realize that he´s a "heretic". But sure, maybe flat earthers will still take him at face value? 

And then there´s some fake "time traveler" who claims he´s the next emperor of North America or something to that effect. LOL. He´s also afraid of catching diabetes because he drinks too much soda?! 

The ride never ends. And I want a tastier fruit salad!  

Friday, May 23, 2025

Quantum stupidity

 


Professor Dave sounds less unhinged than usual in this 4 year old clip, in which he attacks "quantum mysticism" or the misuse of quantum physics (or rather the pop version of it) to promote New Age spirituality, New Thought-like self-help and alternative medicine. 

Deepak Chopra is prominently featured and so are the ubiqutuous crystals. Somewhat surprisingly, the budding cult leader Leo is still around on YouTube. I assumed he would be too uncharismatic to become the honcho of anything! Maybe a quantum effect of some kind? 

If Dave had always been like this, I might even start to like him, but alas, I suppose the pitbull style was more lucrative...  

Sunday, March 9, 2025

Manifesting influence


New Thought is back with a vengeance. On the web. In the form of mostly female influencers. Another example of the typical American phenomenon "become succesful by talking about success" (rather than actually doing something). 

This scholarly YouTube channel does its best to analyze the phenomenon. See: New Thought, New Age, The Secret, Oprah...and, I suppose, good ol´Mammon!

Somewhere in there, you can even see Donald Trump...

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

When did the Church become Amway?

 


Sometimes even Doreen Virtue makes interesting content. This time about MLM, including its connection to charismatic Christianity. It seems all MLMs operate in pretty much the same way, make up pretty much the same claims, and have the same detrimental results for most of the participants. I didn´t know about the (presumably informal) connections to New Thought and the prosperity gospel, but it doesn´t surprise me either. After all, the underlying ideas seem to be the same: a kind of "magical thinking" about success and how to reach it, the cultic mentality, and so on. Obviously, the entire basis for these things is American capitalism and/or culture. 

In the one-hour video, Virtue speaks with two former merchandizers of "Amway", an old MLM business in the United States (and accused of being a cult for decades by critics). The couple were also involved in the Word of Faith movement. They discuss how Amway really operates backstage, and how certain Christian groups try to recruit people through the MLM milieu. 

As I said, could be of some interest. 

Monday, December 23, 2024

The Amazing Chaos Magician

 


The Amazing Atheist (sic) comes out as a believer in Chaos Magick. Make of this content what ye wish.  

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Disturbing agenda

 


Doreen Virtue´s most recent YouTube video has the absurd title "Oprah´s Demonic Agenda - Insider Tells All", the insider in question being Virtue herself. I have essentially zero interest in Oprah Winfrey and her show, so it came as something of a surprise to learn that she was *so* into New Age spirituality, including channeling and similar stuff. But yes, that would explain a thing or two. Indeed, Doreen Virtue herself (during her New Age period) was one of the people propelled into mega-fame by Oprah. Another was none other than Marianne Williamson, today mostly known for her two quixotic attempts to run for US president. 

I can´t say I like this clip. Virtue´s born again Christian fundamentalism makes her condemn essentially everything else as "demonic". Oprah is apparently an abuse survivor and it seems many female survivors are drawn to New Age and New Thought, perhaps because of its magical positive thinking message, which these people may found empowering. Or at least more empowering than, say, Christian fundamentalism? 

Virtue spends a good portion of her video to argue that abuse victims should embrace her form of fundamentalism rather than the "demonic" New Age messaging, which in her estimation is simply "disassociation". The New Age believers live in a fantasy world of love, but its somehow created by the Devil himself who acts as their "sugar daddy". So survivors of sexual and physical abuse should turn to Christ instead. 

Virtue´s version of Christ, that is. Since he tortures billions of sinners in an eternal hell, somebody might argue that he is the ultimate serial abuser. And hardly a good alternative to the metaphysical sugar daddy.

Frankly, I found this video to be pretty disturbing. Maybe we should pray for...Doreen Virtue.  

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Everything is demonic

 





Kind of fits the Halloween season, but perhaps for the wrong reasons? Christian fundamentalist podcaster Doreen Virtue strikes again, arguing that essentially everything is demonic. Numerology, astrology, the book "Jesus Calling", you get the drift.

This includes "the angel numbers", which were invented by Virtue herself (or by her demons?) during the former´s New Age period. The mystery numbers are still used by many people, including pop star Katy Perry, something that worries the born again podcaster. 

Personally, I just consider this kind of content deeply frustrating, but for some reason, I can´t help consuming it now and then anyway...

Friday, August 23, 2024

Oväntade välsignelser

 


Denna underliga slinga har titeln "Ta emot oväntat överflöd och välsignelser i ditt liv". Fungerar ju knappast, men det kanske är värt ett försök? Fast egentligen borde jag väl ha postat detta den 11 november kl. 11:11 (lokal tid)...   

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Angels and demons

 





Two New Age YouTube clips about Doreen Virtue. I didn´t know that Virtue grew up in a Christian Science or New Thought home. Apparently, as a New Age teacher, she took the Love & Light of this particular brand of spirituality to new heights. Guardian angels, unicorns, mermaids, no 2012 apocalypse...positive thinking, guys! One of her angel card decks is apparently a sanitized version of the Tarot, with all the scary stuff excised (no Death, no Devil, no Tower).

At the height of her popularity, Virtue appeared on Oprah Winfrey Show and made millions of dollars. Indeed, her classes were extremely expensive (the content-creator mentions a class that cost 2000 dollars). Why she later became a Christian fundamentalist seems to be anybody´s guess, and I don´t think this content-creator gets her theology right. But then, Virtue has probably changed it a couple of times anyway. 

It´s a weird story, tbh, more so since Doreen Virtue´s new beliefs are the polar opposites of the fluffy positive "metaphysical" stuff she was promoting for years. It´s like she now believes that only the scary and negative things about New Age are real, with no redeeming qualities whatever. Virtue has even tried to stop further distribution of her old books and card decks.

Did she have a paranoid epiphany, I wonder?   

Tuesday, February 13, 2024

A campaign of miracles?

 


I find it funny that the most colorful presidential candidate in recent memory (except Trump and Biden, obviously) has her own page on the website of the World Religions and Spirituality Project. 

Yes, that would be New Age teacher Marianne Williamson. 

I didn´t know she was Jewish or had a background in ACIM (A Course In Miracles) specifically, while her connections to the hippie counter-culture are perhaps less surprising. In fact, I didn´t know she even existed before her 2020 bid for the Dem nomination. In reality, Williamson is apparently the most popular promoter of ACIM, propelled to fame through Oprah Winfrey Show! Note that she has de-Christianized ACIM (which purports to be a channeled message from Jesus) to give it a wider appeal (presumably in New Age and secular circles).  

The WRSP entry hasn´t been updated since 2020, so I include a second link about her 2024 primary campaign, which she recently suspended.   

Marianne Williamson

Marianne Williamson for President (2024)

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

The Squirrel Secret

 


This channel *must* be a troll, there is no way in hell and high water this could be serious.

Did you know that squirrels (yes, squirrels) have mastered the divine secret of secrets, the cosmic art of manifestation? And no, Rhonda Byrne has no idea either!

But what does a damn rodent in the city park manifest anyway? Yes, you guessed it. Nuts...

Turned this off after about three minutes. 

Monday, August 14, 2023

Crystalline confusion

 

Credit: Parent Géry 

So I recently visited a bookstore centrally placed in a rather large Swedish city. By Swedish standards, of course. 

This particular bookstore had a wide assortement of books on everything ranging from history to pet animals. So I checked its section on religion and spirituality...

WTF???!!

The absolute majority of volumes on sales were about - wait for it - crystals, "positive thinking" (including one Rhonda Byrne), astrology, and even more crystals!

New Age crystals in the year 2023??? Hopefully, these are the books the store has failed to sell...since, I don´t know, 1990 or thereabouts?

I also noticed a surprisingly large amount of copies of Kahlil Gibran´s "The Prophet". I never read it, but at least that´s a bit different from all that crystalline confusion...

In completely unrelated news, the guy at the local pizza place looked at me, laughed and said: "You know, COVID is coming back".

Maybe I should buy one of those crystals, after all...

  

Friday, June 30, 2023

Oh no, not again

 


Look who´s back...

Yes, it´s The Secret all over again. In other words, New Thought. 

Apparently, the New Thought practice of "manifesting" through affirmations exploded during the COVID pandemic. It´s especially popular among Millennial and GenZ women. In other words, the demographics most worried about the pandemic...and least likely to actually get killed by it.

In the clip above, two religious scholars discuss the recent uptick in New Thought, pointing out that its message is actually eminently well adapted to the Internet world of memes and short TikTok videos. An interesting point! There are also connections to influencers, multi-level marketing and such. The social base of the movement are female entrepreneurs. In other words, the privileged middle class?  

I admit that "positive thinking" isn´t my cup of Bud Light, but perhaps it *can* work if you see it as a purely spiritual techique. If you think the Milky Way will give you a brand new car, you should probably think anew - pun intended.

Note that Donald Trump shows up in the clip. There, I said it. 

Friday, May 5, 2023

I´m a freak, not a Sikh

 


Here we go again...

The first time I took Belief-O-Matic´s test "What religion are you", the algorithm declared me to be a Sikh. Which is kind of strange, since...well, I´m not a Sikh for starters. Nor do I hail from the Punjab, refrain from shaving, or wear a turban. And my weekends aren´t spent in a gurdwara!

It was pretty much downhill from there, since in later tries, I came out as an Unitarian Universalist or New Thought supporter?! 

However, it seems I´m a Sikh again, after changing my response on perhaps two or three theological questions, while still ticking the "liberal" boxes in the political part of the test. Since Sikhs aint lubberal, this still makes no sense. But at least I don´t have to identify with the wokesters who taken over the UUA! 

Always something.    

Sunday, February 5, 2023

The New Thought Federation

 


I didn´t know the Galactic Federation had been taken over by the New Thought faction. Any relation to the Interplanetary Federation, by the way?  

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Karma is a bitch

 

Me, 40 years in the future? 

There´s something wrong with...I don´t know...belief-o-matics or something. I mean, during my most "based" period, an American GAL-TAN test showed me being somewhat to the left of Bernie Sanders. OK, let me guess, they asked all the wrong questions? Sure, I´m for single-payer health care, if that´s what you want to know... 

The religious belief-o-matics are even more weird. I constantly come out as New Age, New Thought and/or Unitarian Universalist. Except the first time, when the test showed that I must be...a Sikh! And don´t freak?

So for da record, I don´t do crystals or channeling, don´t await the arrival of benign space brothers to some hippie commune, nor do I do affirmations in the hope of selling off real estate at inflated prices (in the neighborhood of Boston, presumably). I don´t even wear a turban and a golden dagger, although I suppose that could be interesting pastimes, especially in the middle of a pandemic! :D

So I don´t know, man. Isn´t there any option for, I don´t know, pseudo-Neoplatonists or something?  


Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Love is One

 


"Bhakti Yoga" is a book by Swami Vivekananda. The publication date is unclear. After reading a reprint of the 1959 edition on the web, I realized that the original version (perhaps from 1896) is much longer! That could explain various strange discrepancies in the 1959 text. Also, the various reprint editions treat the text as an actual book, when it´s really a series of stenographed lectures. I should really read the 1896 edition, and maybe I will at some point, but since I spent the last two days reading the truncated version, I decided to comment on it anyway. Take this commentary with a grain of Indian sea salt, if you wish!

Vivekananda was the founder of the Ramakrishna Mission, named after his master Ramakrishna. Yet, the two men obviously had different orientations, Ramakrishna being a "mad saint" and Shakta mystic who lived in a Kali temple in Calcutta, while the more cultured Vivekananda introduced a modernized form of Advaita Vedanta philosophy to the Western world, most notably the United States. There are even suspicions that Vivekananda was heavily influenced by New Thought and other forms of very liberal Christianity, American Transcendentalism, and so on. Of course, another possibility is that he referenced such things in his writings as a way to "hook" American spiritual seekers...

Vivekananda tries to harmonize belief in an unpersonal Absolute (Brahman) with worship of a personal god (Ishvara) and unabashed polytheism and "idolatry". At one point, he uses the simile of a bird, which needs both wings and a tail to fly: the two wings are "jnana" (knowledge) and "bhakti" (devotion) respectively, while the tail (the rudder) is "yoga" (presumably he means Raja Yoga and by *that* I think kundalini yoga is meant). The goal of the seeker is to realize that Lover, Beloved and Love are One. Merging with the Absolute thus becomes a kind of bhakti or devotion. I suppose this is bhakti towards Nirguna Brahman (the "formless" Brahman without attributes). 

However, most humans simply can´t reach this stage of realization without intermediary stages. Therefore, various lower stages of bhakti are necessary, when worship, love and devotion are directed towards God conceptualized in human form. Indeed, it´s inevitable that humans see God as human-like. Vivekananda actually says that waterbuffalo would see God as a waterbuffalo! This bhakti is directed towards Ishvara ("the Lord"), the transcendental and yet personal creator and sustainer of the cosmos. Bhakti towards lower beings such as demigods or spirits isn´t necessarily "wrong", but it will not lead to moksha (liberation). However, if you imagine yourself to worship Ishvara in the form of a demigod, or even a cult object, that counts as worship of the Lord. At several points, Vivekananda actually criticizes Protestantism for having scrapped all the old Church rituals, a somewhat unexpected position of somebody who supposedly was heavily influenced by ultra-liberal Protestants!

Vivekananda expounds at some length on the various forms of Vishnu-Krishna worship: seeing God as your master, friend, child, licit lover and (the most extreme version) illicit ditto. Here, the really existing bhakti shines through in all its crazy ecstasy. At one point, Vivekananda quotes an unnamed sage who I assume is Ramakrishna. To paraphrase: "The world considers me mad, but at least I´m mad for God." At the same time, I get the distinct impression that Vivekananda´s real orientation is the exact opposite of this bhakta madness. The point is to get higher and higher, until all your desires melt away, and you love the entire universe with perfectly poised equanimity. 

The path to this point doesn´t really seem to go through bhakti as usually conceived, but rather through purity, renunciation, stillness, desirelessness, and so on. Vivekananda does talk of Love, but is there really any love if everything in the cosmos is "Love", and the Lover, Beloved and Love itself is really one? Also, the idea that everything in the universe is Love sounds like New Thought or Christian Science! Vivekananda also says that we should love God even if we don´t get any love back, as a way to train our selflessness, but isn´t the point of bhakti precisely that the devotee´s love activates God´s love for the devotee? Harmonizing bhakti for a personal god like Krishna with a more monist pespective turns out to be...difficult. 

An interesting aspect of "Bhakti Yoga" is that Vivekananda emphasizes the need for physical training and a good diet. Only strong-willed people will reach Brahman, and that includes having a strong body, due to the exertions necessary to reach the goal (presumably he means some kind of difficult body postures when doing yoga). As for the diet, it has to be "sattvic", although the author also warns his readers against "kitchen religion" (an obsession with pure and impure foods, and so on). He even provocatively says that a sage who is a paragon of moral virtue while nevertheless eating meat from swine (considered impure animals in Hinduism) is better than a moral reprobate who only eats pure foods.

Vivekananda´s "pluralist" perspective is also touched upon several times in the book. All religions (or "ideals") are equally valid in his eyes, since they all manifest the Divine and ultimately converge on the same point. He criticizes religious exclusivism and fanaticism, seeing this in effect as a lower form of bhakti, a very low form in which love of one´s own god is expressed as hatred of all the others! It was Vivekananda´s recasting of Hinduism as a tolerant religion (in the modern sense) that made his fame at the World´s Parliament of Religions in Chicago in 1893. 

With that, I end my little reflections. 

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Not even wrong, guys


"What religion am I" is always such a funny quiz. 

I think I came out a Sikh the first time I took the test. Or was that the second time? Not even wrong, guys! For starters, I´m clean-shaven! Nor is Punjabi my first language. 

This time, I´m apparently a Unitarian Universalist (to 100%), despite not living anywhere near the neighborhood of Boston. I´m also 93% New Thought, 89% Taoist (I assume they mean a really nice philosophical Taoist who prefers organic gardening to apocalyptic genocide), 84% Mahayana Buddhist (obviously an empty statement) and 83% New Age?! 

The religious groups I resemble least are Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (23%), Seventh Day Adventist (19%) and the Jehovah´s Witnesses (13%). Not sure what those percentages even refer to! 

OK, I promise to read the Wiki entry on Unitarian Universalism, but I already know I´m not 100% committed to that particular (pun intended) creed... 


Saturday, October 2, 2021

The White Yoga

 


"Yoga Body: The Origins of Modern Posture Practice" by Mark Singleton (published in 2010) is a scholarly work on a topic I´m almost completely uninterested in: modern yoga. For that reason, and perhaps also due to its scholarly bent, it was a difficult and boring read. I obtained it mostly due to its connection to another book on modern Hinduism, "A History of Modern Yoga" by Elizabeth de Michelis, which I have reviewed elsewhere on this blog. Another book in the same genre is "The Making of Buddhist Modernism" by David L McMahan. 

What genre? I suppose we could call it Ex Occidente Lux, or something to that effect. Much of what we think of as Hinduism, Buddhism, meditation practice or indeed yoga isn´t "Indian" or "Eastern" at all, but actually very Western, either by being heavily adapted to Western modes of thought, or by actually being Western (albeit dressed up in Hindu-Buddhist garb to look sexier or more exotic). This is true even of teachings developed and dissiminated by authentic Asian teachers, such as the famous Swami Vivekananda. Both de Michelis and Singleton (a former student of hers) believe that Vivekananda´s Neo-Vedanta was heavily influenced by New Thought, Transcendentalism and more generally by modern Western "esotericism", which explains his stunning success in the United States. The Hindu swami was simply preaching the New Thought message to New Thought supporters! 

Singleton believes that modern yoga is likewise heavily indebted to Western models. While he is at pains not to attack modern forms of yoga outright (such as Iyengar Yoga and Bikram Yoga), I think "debunkers" might find his thesis *very* interesting, at least as long as yoga teachers and their students consider "lineage" and "authentic Indian origins" to be important. If they instead adopt the more sensible attitude "if it works, who cares where it comes from" (which I think may be Singleton´s intention), they won´t feel particularly threatened by this work. However, everything from Indian national pride to romantic Western notions of "the Orient" may militate against such a conclusion being drawn... 

The original "hatha yoga" was a mystical practice, probably connected to Tantrism and frequently very bizarre, so bizarre that some prudish 19th century translations of hatha yoga texts left out the juiciest parts! The goal of hatha yoga was physical immortality and the attainment of supernatural siddhi powers (compare Taoism). Nor were the really existing hatha yogins of British colonial India particularly popular, neither among the British, other Western visitors, nor the Hindu elites. The yogins (often confused or conflated with Muslim fakirs) were seen as degenerate, despicable vaudeville entertainers or con men. And before the 19th century, the ascetics had been considered dangerous - not without good reason - since armed bands of yogins controlled the trade routes, creating considerable trouble for both the British East India Company and Hindu elite groups. It´s therefore hardly surprising that Vivekananda (yes, he turns up in this book, as well) would reject hatha yoga in favor of a strictly "spiritual" approach to yoga. And then, maybe not entirely...

While traditional hatha yoga with its bizarre body postures was rejected by both Westerners and modernizing Indians, other forms of physical exercises were gradually accepted. *These physical exercises were imported to India from the West, and very often resemble what we today would consider yoga*. This isn´t surprising if you think about it: why does "modern anglophone yoga" (the author´s term) resemble gymnastics, body building or strongman feats? If Singleton is right, the reason is very simple: the "yoga" many Westerners practice today, in the belief that they are emulating an ancient Indian tradition, *really is* gymnastics or body building *the origins of which are ultimately European or American*. While Singleton says that he doesn´t want to trace the origins of each individual "asana" (body posture), his book contains photos from various sources which in my mind conclusively shows that Iyengar Yoga and similar modern yoga forms borrowed many of their exercises from Western sources. A more charitable interpretation is that modern yoga arose in a "dialogue" between the West and the East, as Indian fitness teachers about a century ago combined Western gymnastics or calisthenics with *some* traditional hatha yoga postures and a lot of free improvisation. 

But even then, the hatha yoga asanas were reinterpreted according to quite modern ideological matrixes. One of them was Indian nationalism. The anti-hathayoga Vivekananda, for whom real "raja yoga" was spiritual, nevertheless also wanted Indians to train their bodies and become physically strong, and this tendency towards "muscular Hinduism" was even more pronounced among the militant nationalists. The purpose wasn´t simply to train resistance fighters. There was also an ideological purpose: to combat the Western (British) view that Indians were effete, indolent, "peaceful", and so on. While Indian or Hindu nationalism is, of course, Indian or Hindu, note that the very idea of nationalism is in itself Western. Like Western technology, Western ideological concepts were used by the colonized and turned against the West itself. Part and parcel of Indian-Hindu nationalism was the claim that modern yoga is really very ancient and comes from India, not from some YMCA school in West Bengal. Another distinctly Western preoccupation exported to India and fused with body building was eugenics. In India, it could be combined with the claim that Hindus must fight their effiminacy and hence racial degeneration.

Another line of inquiry followed by Singleton is that *physical training itself was seen as a spiritual exercise*, the physical training in question being Western. Unknown to many (including myself), New Thought wasn´t just about mental techniques (recast as "raja yoga" by Vivekananda), but also about physical fitness, alternative health concerns, grace and beauty. There was no contradiction: New Thought texts explicitly talk about mental "auto-suggestion" which would make the body follow the directives of the mind. Exotic or difficult body postures and strongman feats could therefore be incorporated into a spiritual-esoteric worldview. (So was dance: the author never mentions eurythmy, but clearly Steiner´s strange esoteric dance is part of this context, too.) While some postures may have been derived from hatha yoga, most were known in the West before the arrival of Hindu teachers on American soil, and all of them were interpreted according to the New Thought model of health and modern spirituality, far removed from magic Tantric practices. 

One thing I found amusing was that Paramahamsa Yogananda, who is always cast today as a meditating Jesus-like super-spiritual figure ("spiritual" as in pure spirit) was actually a classical strongman who performed all the usual feats when touring the United States (including in DC where he met President Coolidge). Another fun fact was that the Hindu teachers of modern yoga claim authority from secret scriptures nobody has ever seen! A bit like Madame Blavatsky´s "Book of Dzyan", or Joseph Smith´s "Book of Mormon"?

In summary then, modern yoga looks breath-takingly (pun intended) modern and Western because, well, it really is modern and (mostly) Western. With that higher realization, we can go on to other pursuits...