Showing posts with label 3I/ATLAS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 3I/ATLAS. Show all posts

Saturday, July 18, 2026

Heavy water

 


Damn. It seems to be official now: the mysterious object 3I/ATLAS isn´t an alien probe (pun unintended) but an entirely natural object. A kind of comet, in fact, made of "heavy water" and other mundane substances. Blasted!

On the positive side, the comet could be 12 billion years old (!) and give us clues to how solar systems were formed in the early universe ("early" if you believe in the Big Bang). Clue: probably not as ours. It struck me that this could have some kind of consequences, too. For instance, does it make it more likely or less likely that alien star systems might harbor intelligent life (or any life)? 

Saturday, April 11, 2026

Serenity now

 


OK, so the Orion astronauts have safely splashed down somewhere in the Pacific. Good. Can we please go back to talk about 3I/ATLAS now on some fake Avi Loeb channel? 

Friday, March 13, 2026

Our destiny in the stars

 


A propos the previous (very speculative non-scientific blah) blog post, here is another far out speculation. Maybe the gods have sent 3I/ATLAS to remind us of our mortality and cosmic insignificance? It´s a portent hailing the end of the Space Age. The comet "disrupts" the Sun (Sol/Helios) and Jupiter (Zeus). That is, our inflated self-image and belief in constant (God-given) expansion.

Our destiny wasn´t in the stars after all.  

Messenger

 


I´m not a great fanboy of astrology (you know, the ancient superstitious pseudo-science blah blah), but I wonder how an astrologer would interpret the intrusion of 3I/ATLAS into "our" solar system. 

It´s been conjunct the Sun itself, and is currently passing very close to Jupiter. In astrology, both the Sun and Jupiter are very important. The Sun is the Self, while Jupiter (mythologically the king of the gods) is the Great Benefic. Comets, by contrast, are invariably seen as malefic. Recent research suggests that 3I/ATLAS is 12 billion years old! What could it mean that an ancient malefic is fucking with the Sun and Jupiter (or should I say Helios and Zeus) at the very cusp of the Age of Aquarius...

Probably nothing. I mean, it´s just some lump of dead matter, right? But if I had been an astrologer, I would probably be very, very worried right now!


Interstellar

 


Finally some *real* information on 3I/ATLAS which could be of considerable interest. A recently prepublished paper suggests that the comet might be - wait for it - 12 billion years old?! 

Maybe we should have tried to catch it, after all...

3I/ATLAS could be nearly as old as the universe itself

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Off on a comet

 

- Where is that damn comet? 

So is the 3I/ATLAS saga finally over? Can all UFO buffs concentrate on the Trump disclosure instead? I mean, we need our doom porn, right? 

Or no?

Monday, January 26, 2026

Reading the cards

 


Me, when desperately trying to divine the future course of 3I/ATLAS...

NASA IN PANIC

 

THIS APPEARED ON
THEIR SCREENS, MAN

THE ANTI-TAIL OF 3I/ATLAS IS POINTING RIGHT AT EARTH, NASA IN PANIC, CHECK YOUR YOUTUBE CLICK BAIT SPAM CHANNEL FOR FURTHER DETAILS ABOUT WHAT AVI LOEB SAID FIVE MONTHS AGO. IT´S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, BRUH, PROMISE!

Thursday, January 22, 2026

THIS IS THE TRUTH NASA IS TRYING TO HIDE

 


U think 3I/ATLAS is alien space craft. Meanwhile, unmanned probe to Sedna send back this pic.

Wat u do?

Everything will change today

 


So it´s Thursday, folks. At least in my time zone. And according to Avi Loeb, today *everything* will change. Earth is right between 3I/ATLAS and the Sun, which will enable us to *see truly fantastic things* (a.k.a. the Truth) and realize that we´re not alone in the immensity of the cosmos. Or something to that effect.

Unless NASA suppresses this earth-shattering (pun intended) knowledge. Or Trump threatens to invade the Falkland Islands for the next two news cycles. Or the space ship turns out to be just another mean green meme, pardon, comet.

In that case, I suppose we all have to go back sperging about Nibiru!  

Friday, January 16, 2026

The world will change next Thursday

 

Varuna and Makara.
Now, seeing *that* would change a few things!

I spoke to soon in the previous blog post. It seems the new date for the ultimate 3I/ATLAS revelation is 22 January. On that day, Earth will be right between the Sun and the mystery object. Then *everything* will change as we will *see* amazing stuff The They don´t want us to see, und so weiter.

That would be...next Thursday? OK, cool dude. I promise to watch YouTube after having my usual dish of pancakes at the local diner. Assuming we´re talking Central European Time here, yes?  

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Interstellar

 


The fringe New Age/channeling scene is *lit* because of 3I/ATLAS. Hopefully, the aliens (or was it dragons) won´t see this, since they might otherwise decide not to contact us, LOL. Perhaps they might consider abducting Avi Loeb instead?  

Friday, December 19, 2025

Drone panic, come back, all is forgiven

 


Last year at about this time, New Jersey and some other US states were rocked by a drone panic. Which I thought was freakin´ stupid. After all the shit in 2025, I´m almost tempted to say: "Please sweet little Fortean drone panic, come back, all is forgiven." (And give us our daily Iranian fast food deliveries.) Thomas Sheridan talks about some real or perceived synchronicities á la Lovecraft in the video above. Hope his wrong. If not, hold on to your hats...and, I suppose, drone motherships!

Black swan event...cancelled?

 


Avi Loeb´s latest update on 3I/ATLAS. Cough, cough, cough...

I´m getting annoyed with this guy, tbh. 

The green comet is here!

 


Tripura Sundari dancing in the winter night as the shakti´s finest creation becomes visible in the sky.

Yes, it´s a green comet billions of years old which completely fucks up all our astrology. And yes, I really mean astrology. I mean, imagine having an interstellar object in your birth chart...

Thursday, November 27, 2025

Watch your mouth

 




From Avi Loeb´s YouTube channel. This is actually somewhat annoying. It sounds as if Loeb is pivoting away from his most sensational claims about 3I/ATLAS, even saying that people should trust NASA and the European Space Agency. He also attacks disinformation on the web! All the while *still* stirring up the Internet, sounding like a doomer, and so on.

The run-of-the-mill conspiracy theorists sound more honest. 

For a brief moment I kind of hoped that maybe, just maybe there would be more to this than a billion year old green comet from Somewhere Else...but naaah. But sure, it still fits the 2025 World-Gone-Crazy Narrative, so there´s that I suppose.  

UPDATE 2025-11-28: It´s possible that this channel is an AI-generated deep fake. If so, it certainly tricked me!  

Watch the skies

 

-Yes, Earthling, Erich von Däniken was right!

3I/ATLAS passes close to Earth! Then, this happens...

Thursday, November 6, 2025

Comet ship

 


A YouTuber who calls himelf The Angry Astronaut argues that 3I/ATLAS is an asteroid ship or comet ship. That is, a space craft disguised as a natural object. Well, I suppose that´s a way to square the circle! 

Mr Angry claims that a Bayesian analysis made by Grok gives a 40 trillion to one chance that the object isn´t artificial. Maybe this will become the go-to explanation if the mystery object doesn´t land on Earth, doesn´t do anything obviously UFO-like and just disappears into outer space again, mission accomplished. 

Note the tie-in to the Fermi paradox and the Dark Forest hypothesis. Interesting, to be sure, but I suspect this will become another nothingburger, the hype in a sense becoming more important than the comet itself...

Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Apocalypse redated

 


So 3I/ATLAS will come closest to Earth on December 19? Some people claim that the green comet (or is it alien UFO) is really Jesus (!) or Noah´s Ark (?!). Well, it would be dramatic, I suppose, if Jesus would return shortly before Christmas...

Don´t count on it, however. My guess is that the mystery object (which apparently turned from green to blue) was badly damaged by the sun...and it really is a comet.

So the whole thing will end in the biggest anticlimax ever. Unless the federal shutdown in the US is still in effect and NASA refuses to release the photos, in case the conspiracy-mongering will continue for another one or two months.

What are the chances that I´m wrong, fam? I´m already nostalgic for the December 2024 NJ drone scare!