Praise be to Allah

 

Probably not worshipping Allah 
Credit: Jean-Marie Hullot

Trump says the war with Iran is over! Wow!!!

Oh

 

Apparently, Iran is about to close the Strait of Hormuz. Again. I didn´t realize it was supposed to be open? The reason is Israel´s offensive in Lebanon against Iran´s allies Hizbollah. Again. 

So I suppose Vance has to strut all the way to Islamabad again for another round of negotiations with the defeated, overthrown and non-existent Iranian regime...

Again.

Okej, vi drar

 

"Okej, det var droppen. Halverat pris i kollektivtrafiken. Vi drar härifrån, kamrater!"

Långt minne

 

 

Varför försökte inte sossarna och Miljöpartiet lura mig på samma sätt när de satt i regeringsställning? 

Rättning vänster

 

Tidöpartierna tvingas till *vänster*populistiskt valfläsk?! 

Priset på kollektivtrafik halveras

Ett hån

 

Och så fortsätter vi att håna den här fem år gamla artikeln (som lät lite väl orealistisk redan då)...

Fyrdubbling av levnadsstandarden väntar dagens unga

The XYZ files

 

- I don´t know, Zorgon-Globb, I think these released UFO files are a nothing-burger, probably a diversion from the Strait of Hormuz situation. Besides, everyone already believes in aliens after that unfortunate little incident of yours at Roswell...

- Nah, my dear Amida, that wasn´t us, it was a human weather balloon!

Från TACO till NACHO

 

Credit: Chee Hong

Förkortningen "NACHO" var ju faktiskt fyndig. Annars? Tja, i värsta fall blir det väl akut brist på verkliga nachos framöver. Och tacos. 

Klockan tickar - en attack mot hela världen

The next 60 days

 

So the Phoney War with Iran is resuming. I think...

Marginal i bokningen

 

Credit: Kevin King 

Ingen behöver åka till Maldiverna på semester, stumpan. Det *verkliga* problemet kommer att bli bränslebrist i den svenska industrin. Eller matbrist i butikerna...

Busch utfärdar tidig varning för flygbränslebrist

Wat means?

 

Credit: Mildeep

Just in. The United Arab Emirates are leaving OPEC. Something tells me this means...something. Probably something important.  

Skyddsänglar

 

- Herren Rama vill att vi samlar våra styrkor vid muren. Gog och Magog är på marsch!

- Ja, ja, jag vet. Apokalypsen i all ära, men jag måste hjälpa Kristdemokraterna i Sverige med att administrera det nya elstödet. Vänta inte på mig, broschan!

Got it in one

 

So the new anti-Russian government of Hungary approved a trillion-euro loan to Ukraine (which is fighting a shooting war with Russia) after the Ukrainians repaired a pipeline which pumps Russian oil to Hungary? 

Is that correctly understood? Or am I missing some salient aspect of the situation?   

NO MORE MR NICE GUY

 

Donald J Trump demanding negotiations with the Iranian regime, AD 2300. The Strait of Hormuz have been blocked for three centuries. Rare pic.  

Apocalypse not

 

- Yeah, I´m an extinct Giant Swan from Malta,
so how does this Hormuz opening help me?

So apparently the Strait of Hormuz has been opened. For ten days. Because of something in Lebanon. Maybe. Don´t get me wrong, but does anyone even care anymore? 

DoorDash

 

This is getting more and more embarrasing by the hour. Look what Iran´s embassy in Ghana just posted. Assuming it´s an authentic account. But it´s reported as such in the mainstream media, so it´s embarrasing for the US anyway. 

>>>BREAKING: "Rich Starry," a Chinese oil tanker sanctioned for shipping Iranian oil, flying the flag of Malawi — a country with no coastline — just sailed through America's blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. The Navy, with its many "big beautiful ships," issued repeated warnings. Reportedly, the tanker's captain upgraded to premium to skip the ads.

>>>EDIT: We're being told the blockade only applies to countries the US isn't afraid of. That list used to be long. It now fits on Trump's McDonald's receipt, delivered by DoorDash.

Geopolitiska vindsnurror

 

Woke-vänstern stretar på. Att elbilar och vindsnurror skulle vara geopolitiska maktmedel är såklart skitprat. För det första kan man inte driva militären på batterier. För det andra blir man beroende av Kina om man "ställer om". Tyskland blev som bekant beroende av rysk gas när *de* ställde om till en grön ekonomi! Ironin. Men fortsätt ni med era löjliga utopier. Det är underhållande, på ett sardoniskt sätt.

PS. Notera stödet till kärnkraft i sista meningen. LOL. Försök få Miljöpartiet att gå med på *det*, din jävla tönt! Och jag antar att du vet att uranbrytning inte förekommer i Sverige, va? 

Trump får miljöpartister att låta som cyniska råskinn

Info Wars

 

I have to say that the Iranian regime (of all people) do produce some funny propaganda, or should I say agit-prop. The whole thing reminds me of when the Taliban (again - of all people) mocked Joe Biden by eating ice cream. I have to constantly remind myself that these are supposed to be the *bad* guys!

Note the references to Epstein, to the "split in MAGA" and to Trump´s fragile ego. Note also that social media platforms aren´t censoring the propaganda of the Iranian regime. What a contrast to what happened when Russia invaded Ukraine. 

Meanwhile, Trump is threatening to leave NATO, insults the very same Ukraine (which is aiding the Gulf States with drones), uses expletives and praises Allah on Resurrection Sunday, and lets one of his sycophants compare him to one Christ Jesus. More importantly, it looks as if he can´t actually defeat Iran. Or won´t? You would think a superpower could quash the current acephalous Iranian regime. Maybe he really wants to impose tariffs on all traffic through the Strait of Hormuz and split the proceeds fifty - fifty with whatever Revolutionary Guard caretaker emerges to take the bait. 

So far, no takers. And probably more propaganda videos...  

Nothing is new under the sun

 

Or maybe it is? It seems *Trump* will now block the (fuckin´) Strait of Hormuz. Oh. 

Strait up

 

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The Iranian regime (which supposedly doesn´t exist anymore c/o Trump) just closed the Strait of Hormuz again. Oh.