Ann L Probe (read that pseudonym again, slowly) is hardly going to be the next Nobel Prize laureate in literature. Nor will you find her (?) oeuvres in “Fortean Times”, except maybe in the silly season column. “Boffing Bigfoot” (no need to read *that* slowly) is something as bizarre as a porn-alien-cryptid crossover. From the same faux author who gave us “Mounting the Mothman”. Something tells me John Keel wouldn't have published this either. CSICOP? Maybe. But only on a full moon night!