Dude

 

One of my neighbors *still* has a Christmas star in his window. It must have been there since Halloween last year. Not that I mind, but it looks very strange, especially post-Easter?! It´s April, bruh! 

Christmas forever?

 

Two of my neighbors still have Christmas stars in their windows?! I kid you not! Sure wonder for how long? I mean, it´s soon Easter for crying out loud. And officially spring... 

I assumed I was the biggest Xmas/Yuletide marauder in town, but naaah. 

It´s over

 

Is it just me or has every "isolationist" Alt Right-ish influencer turned raging imperialista just hours after Trump attacked Venezuela and captured Maduro? Complete frauds. But perhaps I shouldn´t be surprised. After all, I´m old enough to remember when Trump dropped the MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs) on the Taliban in Afghanistan, making every MAGA supporter on Twitter cheer along. 

Isolationism my ass. 

So it´s imperialist war, then. To the bitter end. 

The terrorist grinch

 

Must be some *really* smart people in this terrorist cell, known as the Volcano Group. I´m sure depriving 45,000 homes of electricity during the Christmas season (a.k.a. winter) will make them more motivated to fight against climate change...

Yes, I´m being ironic.  

45,000 homes in Berlin without power after politically motivated attack by "left-wing extremists"

Undergången

 

Har alltså kollat på Lucia-morgon från Visby, Gotland (den finns att se på SVT Play redan nu). Rena undergångsstämningen. Blev nästan depressiv. Eller är det bara det allmänna tillståndet i världen som påverkar mig negativt när jag hör något som låter högstämt? Jag menar, de sjöng inte ens Pepparkaksvisan!

Apocalypse redated

 

So 3I/ATLAS will come closest to Earth on December 19? Some people claim that the green comet (or is it alien UFO) is really Jesus (!) or Noah´s Ark (?!). Well, it would be dramatic, I suppose, if Jesus would return shortly before Christmas...

Don´t count on it, however. My guess is that the mystery object (which apparently turned from green to blue) was badly damaged by the sun...and it really is a comet.

So the whole thing will end in the biggest anticlimax ever. Unless the federal shutdown in the US is still in effect and NASA refuses to release the photos, in case the conspiracy-mongering will continue for another one or two months.

What are the chances that I´m wrong, fam? I´m already nostalgic for the December 2024 NJ drone scare!

It´s on

 

The United States and the United Kingdom have attacked the Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen. In other words, they have attacked North Yemen. Including targets in the capital city, Sanaa. 

Fuck around and find out. The real question is: Who is fucking around, and who will find out?   

Last Christmas indeed

 

This is some kind of bizarre AI-generated Christmas parody, featuring "Austrian Painter". And we all know who *he* is, don´t we?