National unity or JFK situation?

 

People on X are seriously discussing whether or not Trump will appoint Nikki Haley as his running mate?!

Hmmm...

Like it never happened before...

Tucker on Michael Bloomberg. He has a point, but come on, Mike isn´t the first rich guy who runs for US president! 

What can you buy with 460 million dollars?

Conservative-libertarian gadfly Tucker Carlson on the attack against Michael Bloomberg. This *is* funny...but as Tucker also points out, Bloomberg could still "win" (buy) the election. Or at least the Dem nomination. 

So it was the taxes after all

What has Donald Trump managed to accomplish after 4 years as POTUS? Nothing, of course. Except lowering the taxes, which may win him reelection, thereby ironically proving the point of his most bland and colorless opponents: "What we need to be discussing is the taxe rates, not immigration, foreign policy and such distractions". 

Why, oh, why didn´t you listen? Not to basic bitch libertarian Ron Paul in 2012, but to his fellow Texan Ross Perot in 1992. Ross had some *really* interesting ideas. Of course, they didn´t sound very constitutional, libertarian or even American, let alone Texan.

They sounded...French. 

So I say the good New World barbars of Murica have two choices in the next decade. Either go full Fifth Republic. Or continue sperging about the tax levels. If you pardon my French. 

A winning strategy

Master strategist 

Michael Bloomberg is said to consider making Hillary Clinton his running mate in case he is nominated as Democratic presidential hopeful. 

Many people consider this a losing strategy of *major* proportions. 

I don´t. After all, Zombie Shillary got more votes than the Donald in 2016, remember?

So I say Michael Bloomberg is right on the money (a lot of money). I mean, what could *possibly* go wrong? 

Äntligen!

Den där världsberömda skitstjärnan Betelgeuse (som är lika svårt att stava eller uttala som Buttigieg) kommer tydligen att explodera á la supernova och sedan försvinna. 

Inte ett ljusår för tidigt om du frågar mig. 

Fast de astrologer som eventuellt tror att detta är signifikant (det kanske tyder på att Buttigieg kan vinna primärvalet?) kommer nog att bli gruvligt besvikna. Det hela är nämligen fake news. 

Stjärnhelvetet kan förvisso explodera senare i år, men det kan också dröja 100,000 år. Typico. For a moment, I thought we would have real fun this year!

Nå, vi kan ju alltid rösta på Buttigieg... 

Mello börjar likna Iowa

Kommer till Mello? 

Okej, nu säger SVT plötsligt att Thorsten Flinck kan få tävla i finalen "om dom fallit" (och han blir dömd till 25 to life, eller vad). Men vad är då poängen med att ta in Jan Johansen? Det här börjar likna röstkaoset i Iowa. Eller röstfusket? Dax för Christer Björkman och Jonas Nordin att rycka ut igen, känns det som. 

Russians in Iowa

Wow, I didn´t know the Russians were this efficient. Now, they have fucked up *all* 1,700 caucuses in Iowa, the evangelical corn field state in Middle Murica. Or has The Donald re-employed Steven Bannon in secret? Everyone knows that Bannon is really a cross between Cyberdyne Systems and the Mandalorian.

If the Dems can´t even fake a primary "election" based on caucuses, how the hell are they going to win against The Man Who Trolled The World in the real presidentials? Sheeesh... 

End the charade already, DNC should simply declare a winner and skip the primaries completely. If they want to go down fightin´, select Bernie. If they want to go down a bit more respectably, select Bloomberg.

Tell the rest of the lot to take a hike in that corn field...