Amazon actually sells "Prophecy Coffee", packaged in Athens, Ohio. Obviously, I had to post a fake review...
Prophecy Coffee. Available as Decaf (a.k.a.
Hyper-Preterism), Regular Grind (a.k.a. Postmillennialism) or Whole Bean
(a.k.a. Historical Premillennialism). Dispensationalists should add something
stronger to get the best blend. This is 100% pure coffee, packaged and sold at
the Aeropagus in Athens, Ohio. And, as Hal Lindsey used to say, “Goodnight
America, wherever you are”.
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