Helgerån säger jag!

 

Personen som gjorde detta misstag måste dööööööö...

Mattias åt kexlös KitKat

Negroni sbagliato

 

Den här killen har garanterat aldrig träffat en riktig arbetare. Down and out at Kulturvetarlinjen? Detta är socialdemokratins verkliga sociala bas under senkapitalismen. Eller nåt. 

Negroni på piazzan är egentligen hårt arbete

OK, now I get it

 

Why is June 29 considered so bloody important by astrologers? Apparently, because the full moon is in Capricorn, that´s why. At least in the US time zones. In opposition to the Sun in Cancer (a Moon sign). No, don´t ask. It probably isn´t important. "Full moons always reveals". That kind of thing. But sure, "revelation" in Greek is "apocalypsis", so I suppose the Strawberry Moon might yet expose something. The lack of strawberries in the supermarket, perhaps? 

In season

 

"Fruit salad, anyone?"

The child-form of Ganesha, Bala Ganapati. 

Glass i stora lass

 

Vi minns ju en viss annan glass också. Just det: Nogger Black...

Glassarna vi minns

Alcohol, thy name is Woman

 

In Greek mythology, the deity associated with wine is Dionysus. In other words, a male god. In Hinduism, by contrast, the deity associated with really strong forms of liquor and intoxication is...a goddess?! 

Varuni is sometimes said to be the wife of the Vedic god Varuna, sometimes his daughter. Apparently, Varuni was "demoted" to an asura (an anti-god or titan) when Indian civilization became more skeptical of heavy drinking! 

The picture above is Gemini´s very "civilized" take on Varuni. Link below to Wikipedia. 

Varuni

Army of Lovers hade rätt

 

Mycket småungar i snabbköpet. Vid plockgodiset. Givetvis för att det är Eurovision-final i kväll. Army of Lovers hade alltså rätt. Mello (och Euro) är ett jävla barnprogram, LOL. 

Själv fyllde jag på dagsbehovet! 

Dumheter

 

Den *verkliga* "krismaten" är såklart barkbröd. Och kanske nässelsoppa? Vågar man säga att potatistårtan är "fake and gay"? LOL. 

Potatistårta

Good news or soylent bees?

 

A propos Anton´s latest video on YouTube: like everyone else, I assumed the "bizarre discovery" was that honeybees EAT DEAD HUMAN BODIES and that this somehow ends up in our honey, making it SOYLENT GREEN. 

Instead, the (non)bizarre discovery is that millions of mining bees live at a New York cemetery and turn out to be extremely important pollinators of commercial crops (in this case, apples). Which might mean that the "bee apocalypse" has been postponed...again. Thank god, by the way!

I prefer apples to soylent any day.  

So nice to "meat" you

 

Thomas Sheridan is...I suppose "back in force" is the best expression. Well, let´s hope he´s wrong, cough cough cough. Note that the thumb nail shows the Met Gala?!

Thomas isn´t eating processed food anymore. Especially not chicken. You can´t guess why. Or maybe you can.   

The number of the treats

 

HA HA HA!

Kafferast

 

Eller koffein-chock? Kaffet kommer tydligen att bli mindre dyrt. Om det bara kan få hit skiten från Brasse. Och energidryckerna har faktiskt blivit något billigare också, tack vare den sänka matmomsen! Okej, vad bra, om min meditation inte funkar kan jag alltså satsa stenhårt på kaffeinet och kalla det "tantrism"...

Elephants have no rights

 

- Gotta problem with pachyderms, huh huh? 

Why animal rights and veganism doesn´t work. The brains of our ancestors (Homo erectus again) became big thanks to hunting and feasting on primordial elephants...

Without "speciesism", no Man. Deal with it.  

Human ancestors butchered elephants

DoorDash

 

This is getting more and more embarrasing by the hour. Look what Iran´s embassy in Ghana just posted. Assuming it´s an authentic account. But it´s reported as such in the mainstream media, so it´s embarrasing for the US anyway. 

>>>BREAKING: "Rich Starry," a Chinese oil tanker sanctioned for shipping Iranian oil, flying the flag of Malawi — a country with no coastline — just sailed through America's blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. The Navy, with its many "big beautiful ships," issued repeated warnings. Reportedly, the tanker's captain upgraded to premium to skip the ads.

>>>EDIT: We're being told the blockade only applies to countries the US isn't afraid of. That list used to be long. It now fits on Trump's McDonald's receipt, delivered by DoorDash.

In orbit for a limited time

 

Credit: Michael Tracey(?)

Was this OK´d by NASA? Somehow I doubt it...

Charlie och Lola

 

Låter ju som en pseudo-nyhet, men okej då, vi lägger ut! Verkar *inte* vara kopplat till situationen i Hormuz-sundet. 

Beskedet: Rosa mjölken slut "i princip överallt"

Sista dosan i Paris

 

"Sista dosan i Paris" låter ju som ett aprilskämt (eller en ovanligt hårdkokt deckare), men det verkar faktiskt vara sant. Frankrike har alltså förbjudit snus. Vitt snus, närmare bestämt. Brunt snus verkar vara i en legal gråzon sedan tidigare. Svenskar bosatta i Paris är lite irriterade...

Vitt snus förbjuds i Frankrike

Vitt snus förbjuds från 1 april

Och vad är problemet?

 

Credit: SarahYantra(?)

Och vad är problemet? Det är väl bra att ungdomar äter hälsosamt. Och hur korkat är det inte att göra köttätande till en höger-vänster-fråga?  

Köttätandet ökar bland barn och unga

There´s no such thing as free candy

 

So the US State Department offers 10 million dollars to whoever has information on the whereabouts of Mojtaba Khamenei, the newly selected Supreme Leader of Iran. 

Darn.

I *really* could use 10 million dollars (I assume I can make my payments in American currency rather than yuan in Western Europe?), but unfortunately I´m not privy to bro Mojtaba´s bug out location. 

So I suppose I have to weather the new oil crisis in the usual way. By cutting back my candy consumption. Yeah, really.  

Food reviews

 

Some legal and culinary tips from hell´s kitchen, LOL.