Showing posts with label Kievan Rus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kievan Rus. Show all posts

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Make Roslagen great again: A history lesson for Putin

 


Since Kievan Rus was founded by Rurik and Scandinavian Vikings, both Russia and Ukraine rightfully belongs to Sweden. 

Indeed, the very word "Rus" originally meant "Swede", specifically a person from Roslagen, an area northeast of Lake Mälaren. The word itself may be Finnish. The Finns still call Sweden "Ruotsi". 

Roslagen is part of Uppland, which has played an important role in Swedish history since at least the 7th century. And if we go back to the Copper Stone Age, the ancestors of all Indo-Europeans lived in Ukraine. Not around Moscow. 

There´s no way around this. Ukraine is our ancestral homeland, and "Russia" is really Great Roslagen!

Prove me wrong, dude.    

Kievan Rus forever

 

"Look, it´s Prince Vladimir´s ghost!"

Many debate bros on X claim that Putin has a "loser mentality" since he is so obsessed by Russian history.

Yeah, maybe in America you´re a loser if you obsess about such matters. But you know, guys, Putin isn´t running for the Libertarian Party nomination...

Revanschism isn´t a loser mentality *in Russia*. And that´s what counts. As long as Russians believe what Putin is saying is relevant, the war in Ukraine will continue. As will the Russian geopolitical expansion westwards. 

Perhaps the problem here is that the debate bros expected Putin to make a campaign speech directed at the American public. Well, he didn´t. Because he really, truly doesn´t give a damn. And why should he? The war will be won or lost on the battlefields of Ukraine. And if Putin wants to influence your puny little minds, he will find other and more subtle ways to do it. For instance, by promoting American isolationism. I hear that´s a marketable commodity among libertarians, yes?

That, and a couple of computer hacks!

Oh, and another thing. What do you think the Ukrainians are fighting for? Coca Cola? Their Jewish president? Chances are, they too are just as "obsessed" with Kievan Rus as the autocrat in the Kremlin! 

Back to the future

 

Bing AI´s take on a Paranthropus wondering
where the heck his evolutionary cousins are at



Many Americans laugh at Putin for answering Tucker´s question about why Russia invaded Ukraine with a 30-minute history lesson spanning over 1000 years, beginning with early medieval Kievan Rus. 

Are these the same Americans who obsess about Old Testament history, which deals with things that happened around 3000 years ago? You know, the same people who couldn´t care less about Ukraine, but strongly believes in supporting Israel? Not for geopolitical reasons, but because of some truly esoteric tribal conflict between the Judges and Edom.

But perhaps we are talking about two entirely different factions here? One that only cares about fast food and Coca Cola, and the other obsessing - not about their medieval European ancestors - but about the Iron Age ancestors of their Jewish and Arab neighbors...

Can anyone ever understand Amerika?

Thursday, November 9, 2023

Our Mongol predicament

 


"Djingis khan: Erövraren och hans värld" is a recent book by Swedish professor Dick Harrison about - you no doubt guessed it - Genghis Khan, the 13th century Mongol warlord who began the creation of what became the world´s greatest land empire ever. Harrison points out that surprisingly little is *really* known about him. What did his name even mean? Or his original name, Temüjin? When was he born, where is his grave, and how did he look like? All portraits of Genghis Khan are fantasy. 

That being said, Harrison has deep dived in the scholarly literature and written an easily accesible introduction to this notorious character (only available in Swedish). Temüjin must have been an extraordinarily capable leader and warrior, since he managed to unite previously bickering tribes in Mongolia into a "state" and world-conquering army. Steppe nomads had been important before in world history (Attila comes to mind), but Genghis Khan took things to an entirely new level, perfecting the military tactics that usually gave the nomads an advantage in battle against armies of "normal" kingdoms and empires. He also skillfully introduced non-nomad tactics, making the Mongol armies dangerous both in the open field and during sieges. Non-nomad administrators were employed to run the day-to-day business of the Khan´s expanding empire, and skilled craftsmen were forcibly impressed and sent to the Mongolian heartland from conquered regions. Severe repression against anyone who dared to question orders (of any kind) also played an important role in the success story. A peculiar detail is that the laws of the Mongol Empire were secret! How do you follow a secret law code?

What made Genghis Khan most notorious was, of course, his genocidal tactics. The Mongol armies frequently slaughtered the entire population of conquered cities, as a warning to anyone who would dare to resist them. On land, the Mongols were largely undefeated, and after the death of Genghis, pushed as far west as Poland, Hungary and the outskirts of Vienna. The standard interpretation is that medieval Europe wouldn´t stand a chance had the Mongols chosen to continue their invasion (Wikipedia quotes some recent studies which disagree). However, when Genghis Khan´s grandson Kublai Khan attempted to take Japan and Java, which necessitated sea power, the Mongols were actually defeated. Still, for centuries, the Mongols and their successors ("Tartars", Ilkhanids, Mughals and so on) were the most important cluster of land powers in Eurasia. The original Mongol Empire at its height stretched from East Europe and Anatolia all the way to China and Korea (but excluding India). 

What strikes me when reading Harrison´s overview is the contradictory nature of Mongol rule. On the one hand, genocide, plunder and enslavement. On the other, a "Pax Mongolica" which stimulated long-distance trade and meetings between civilizations (Marco Polo visited China when it was ruled by Kublai). Somewhat bizarrely for an empire based on the slaughter of entire populations, there was almost complete religious tolerance. Some of the Mongols were actually Nestorian Christians. Genghis Khan was a traditional shamanist, but tolerated Islam, Christianity, Buddhism,Taoism and so on. The only exception to the rule was halal slaughter, which Genghis found personally distasteful. Muslim halal butchers were sentenced to death by being butchered themselves! 

The Western view of Genghis Khan has been strangely contradictory. In medieval Western Europe (never conquered by the Mongols), the khan was seen as a valiant warrior and wise ruler. During the crusades, the Christian princes hoped that the Mongols would ally with Christentum and attack the Muslims in the rear. The strange legend of Prester John is connected to these hopes. Prester John was supposedly a priest-king ruling a vast Christian empire somewhere in the East. At other times, Genghis Khan, the Mongols and the "Tartars" (compare Tartaros - the lowest level of the underworld in Greek mythology) were seen as menacing and genocidal. The conversion of the Mongols to Islam presumably didn´t improve their reputation. Today, the Western understanding of Genghis Khan is mostly on the genocidal side, although he is sometimes depicted as a comic character. Harrison actually mentions the German hit song "Dschinghis Khan" from 1979! I assume some people might dress up as the old butcher at Halloween parties. Meanwhile in Mongolia - today a very weak nation - Genghis Khan is a national hero, and I think he is venerated in Central Asia as well (sometimes together with Timur Lenk). 

If anything, the life of Genghis Khan and the history of the Mongol Empire shows the contradictory and perhaps absurd character of the human condition...

 

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

En resa till Gårdarike




Lyssnade just på Carl Bildts dumheter i TV-Aktuellt. I själva verket har Putte en poäng när han säger att Ukraina är en skapelse av "det kommunistiska Ryssland". Ukrainas gränser *är* nämligen kommunistiska. De är den ukrainska sovjetrepublikens gamla gränser. Vilket Bildt förstås vet. Ukrainas nuvarande gränser växte fram under Lenin, Stalin och Chrusjtjov. Det är ett faktum. När Ukraina blev självständigt 1991 hamnade miljoner ryssar (inte "rysktalande" utan just ryssar) på fel sida gränsen. Carl Bildt är kanske en sann europé, men de flesta ryssar i Ukraina skulle nog hellre vilja tillhöra Ryssland. Sedan kan man naturligtvis anse att detta av realpolitiska skäl är omöjligt, men det är en annan sak. (Jämför Sudetlandet på 1930-talet, som var bebott av "tysktalande", men av realpolitiska skäl likväl inte borde ha införlivats med Tredje Riket.) 

Problemet med Putins tal är att han de facto verkar förnekar ukrainarnas rätt till nationellt självbestämmande över huvud taget. Vilket givetvis är absurt. Kievrus grundades av skandinaviska vikingar. Det är anakronistiskt att kalla (det senare) Kievrus för den första ryska statsbildningen. Man skulle lika gärna kunna kalla den för den första ukrainska statsbildningen! Fast det vore lika anakronistiskt. Putin vill återupprätta det gamla ryska imperiet. Eller ska vi säga muskovitiska imperiet? 

Sedan är det närmast underhållande vilka oskulder svenska journalister verkar vara när det gäller nationalism. "Putin betonar språket, det handlar om språket, språket, hur kan man tro att alla med samma språk är samma sak, sprrrååååket". Suck. Ja, jag vet inte, läs en historiebok någon gång. Gärna med betoning på 1800-talet och det tidiga 1900-talet. Whatever. Hint: nej, det handlar faktiskt inte bara om "språket"... 

Men okej, nog med nördiga akademiska radanmärkningar för den här gången...


Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Mitt tal till nationen


Både "Ryssland", "Belarus" och "Ukraina" är artificiella skapelser av bolsjevismen. Ukraina är den första skandinaviska statsbildningen i historien. Kievrus är vårt moderland. 

Ja, Roslagens naturliga sydgräns går vid Svarta Havet. 

Därför erkänner jag Gammalsvenskbys självständighetsförklaring och kommer att skicka fredsbevarande vikingar och väringar till Republiken Nya Sverige!