Showing posts with label Polynesia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Polynesia. Show all posts

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Faking parakeets


Red gorillas in the Congo? Yes, red. The Strait of Hormuz sea-serpent? Yes, the Strait of Hormuz. A faked video of surviving Carolina Parakeets, perhaps in the Okefenokee swamp? I admit I never heard *these* particular tall tales before! The parakeet video was the funniest part. The guy who "discovered" it (or rather faked it) was a very colorful character! Would be big on YouTube if he had lived today, LOL. 

Monday, October 27, 2025

The Aryan Maori

 


Some entertaining pseudo-anthropology, this time related to New Zealand. Kind of funny that a guy who believes in UFOs doesn´t believe in the fairy, but simply must claim that they were "Aryans"?! ChatGPT have the true story, LOL. 

Area for further research: could Maori legends about some families having a Middle Eastern background be inspired by the Book of Mormon? The LDS Church regard Polynesians as "Lamanites" and have tried to convert them for a very long time...

There are (allegedly) Maori legends about "White fairies" on New Zealand which lived there before the Maori arrived. What are the original sources for these tales?

Yes — there are Māori legends about “white” or pale-skinned fairy-folk (often called Patupaiarehe) who lived in the forests and misty hilltops of Aotearoa before or alongside the arrival of the Māori. Here are what I found about the original sources, how reliable they are, and what to keep in mind.


📚 Primary/early sources

  • The entry in the Te Ara – The Encyclopedia of New Zealand says that Patupaiarehe “had light skin, and red or fair hair… unlike Māori, they were never tattooed.” teara.govt.nz+2teara.govt.nz+2

  • A journal reference: J. White, The Ancient History of the Maori (1887-1891) collects many of these folk-stories. For example, White mentions fair-folk on Mt Moehau with white skin and red hair. haurakiiwihistory.blogspot.com+1

  • Another early source: E. R. Tregear's Maori-Polynesian Comparative Dictionary (1891) records terms like tūrehu (fair folk) and pakepakehā used for such beings. teara.govt.nz+1

So yes — there are documented Māori-language and early European-Māori collected versions of the legend.


🧐 What do the legends actually say?

Main features:

  • The Patupaiarehe live in deep forest or mountain mist, often in hill-forts or mist-hideouts. teara.govt.nz+1

  • They tend to have lighter skin or fair hair (red, blonde or light) compared to typical Māori. teara.govt.nz+1

  • They avoid sunlight and fire. They’re more active in mist or night. teara.govt.nz+1

  • They have magical music, play flutes, seduce or abduct humans in some legends. teara.govt.nz+1


⚠️ Important caveats & interpretive points

  • These legends do not uniformly say that the Patupaiarehe were a pre-Māori race of “white people” in the sense of Europeans. The descriptions are symbolic, mythic, and often vary between iwi (tribes).

  • Many early collectors (19th-early 20th century) interpreted the “fair skin” or “red hair” as evidence of “pre-island pale invaders,” but this is not a scholarly consensus and often reflects colonial or folkloric reading rather than validated archaeology or DNA evidence.

  • The legends function as pūrākau (traditional narratives) with symbolic meaning about the land, the supernatural, and human-spirit relations; reading them directly as history is risky.


🔍 So, to your question: “What are the original sources for these tales?”

  • The legends are recorded in Māori oral tradition, by tribal elders and tohunga (priests/expert storytellers).

  • They were first collected by scholars like John White, Edward Tregear, and others in the late 19th century.

  • Later compilations include works like Maori Tales and Legends (early 20th century) and contemporary ethnographic summaries (e.g., the Te Ara website).

  • Example source: “The Hill Fairies” in Wikisource (publishing of older folklore collections) en.wikisource.org


If you like, I can look up specific tribal versions (by iwi) of the Patupaiarehe legend (for example Tūhoe, Ngāti Porou, etc.) and give you exact tribal names, place-names, and published citations. Would that be helpful?

Are there "blonde Maori"?

Yes — there are and have been Māori individuals with naturally lighter hair, sometimes even blonde or reddish-blonde, but this has natural and cultural explanations within Polynesian genetics — not evidence of any “lost white race” or European ancestry before contact.

Let’s unpack this clearly:


🌺 1. Natural Blonde or Red Hair Among Polynesians

  • Polynesians, including Māori, occasionally have naturally lighter hair — typically reddish-brown, auburn, or sandy-blonde, especially in childhood.

  • This trait is not due to European ancestry in most traditional cases. It’s seen in other Polynesian groups such as Samoans, Tongans, and Fijians, who had little or no early European contact.

Genetic basis:

  • Genetic studies show this is linked to a recessive variant in the TYRP1 gene, common among Melanesian and Polynesian populations.

  • The variant produces lighter pigmentation in hair, even when skin tone remains brown.

  • A 2012 study (Science, Vol. 336, p. 554) showed that this blonde trait evolved independently in the Pacific, not from European admixture.

So — “blonde Polynesians” are an indigenous genetic variation, not evidence of earlier outsiders.


🌞 2. Cultural and Environmental Factors

  • Many Māori children are described in oral traditions as having flaxen or tawny hair, which may darken with age.

  • Sun exposure and saltwater can also lighten hair naturally, especially in coastal communities.


📖 3. In Māori Tradition

Even traditional legends sometimes describe individuals or spirits as having “light” or “reddish” hair (uru kōwhai = yellow head, uru kehu = red or fair-haired).
These phrases occur in traditional songs and genealogies, and they simply reflect natural variation within the Polynesian phenotype — not a foreign race.

Early European collectors (like Elsdon Best and J. White) sometimes romanticized this into ideas about “prehistoric white Māori” or fairy races, but that was a projection, not how Māori themselves understood it.


🧬 4. Modern Genetic Findings

  • Genomic studies (e.g., Skoglund et al., Nature, 2016) show Māori share their ancestry with other East Polynesians and, ultimately, Austronesian peoples mixed with older Papuan-related ancestry.

  • No trace of pre-European European or “Caucasoid” genes appears in ancient DNA from Polynesian remains.


✅ Summary

ObservationExplanation
Some Māori have naturally light or reddish hairPolynesian TYRP1 gene variant
Seen throughout PolynesiaIndigenous, not European
Mentioned in Māori traditionA natural human variation
No ancient DNA evidence for pre-contact EuropeansNone at all

So yes — some Māori can naturally be “blonde” or “light-haired”, but it’s a native Polynesian trait, not evidence for mythical “white fairies” or lost peoples.

Would you like me to show examples of how Māori texts describe uru kehu (“fair-haired”) individuals and what symbolic meanings those descriptions had in pre-contact times?

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Uncertain unbelief

 


This is actually interesting. Is this some kind of "Communist" thing? 

Still, I would like to know how many of the Maori were "real" atheists, and how many had "uncertain unbelief", which seems to be a much softer position, something like the "type 7 atheist" mentioned in a previous blog post ("atheists who are sympathetic to mystical and negative theologies"). Which in this case would be traditional Maori religion.

Now, do Gypsies.  

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Throw it back into the sea

 

No rare whales were harmed
when generating this picture

A dead specimen of a rarely seen whale has washed ashore a beach in New Zealand. Best line from the BBC´s news article: "New Zealand's Māori people regard whales as a sacred treasure, and DOC said local Maori communities would take part in deciding the whale's fate."

Ahem, are these the same Maori who exterminated the New Zealand charismatic mega-fauna and genocided the Chatham Islanders? Not sure why they should have any say in the matter, but if you insist...

I hope the Maori tell the scientists to throw the whale carcass back into the sea. I mean, the tears from the cryptozoology nerds on Reddit would be *epic*, LOL. 

Friday, September 20, 2024

A new look at Easter Island...or maybe not

 


DNA studies supposedly confirms the new take on Easter Island, a kind of best blend of post-colonial political correctness and crypto-Hancockite pre-Columbian contact. 

Or maybe not. 

Note the critical remarks hidden away in the two last paragraphs! Did they test the wrong skeletons (all 15 of them)? Something tells me this controversy will continue for another seven decades or so... 

Easter Island population never collapsed, but it did have contacts with Native Americans

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Mystery or mystification?



 



“Easter Island Origins” is a very recent documentary about the mysterious Rapa Nui (Easter Island) in the Pacific Ocean. The island is almost isolated from the rest of the world but famous due to its large stone statues (“moai”), remnants of a vanished high culture. But perhaps Easter Island isn´t really that mysterious. Maybe its people and culture have simply been mystified by outsiders? Judging by this documentary, the answer is “yes”…but some of the new research on the island have led to sensational results anyhow.

Controversially, Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl claimed that Easter Island had been inhabited by migrants from South America. While this is disproven (the earliest settlers on Rapa Nui were certainly from other parts of Polynesia), DNA research suggests that there actually might be a connection between the island and the South American mainland. The documentary is somewhat unclear on this point, but if I understand it correctly, the idea is that the *Polynesians* sailed to South America, rather than the other way around. 

Genetic markers typical of the Zenú people in Colombia have been found among the peoples of the Tuamotu Islands, the Marquesas Islands, Mangareva and Easter Island. The idea seems to be that the Polynesians first colonized the two former, then reached the South American mainland, only to return home (presumably with Zenú wives and/or mixed race children). Some of these people with mixed descent participated in the somewhat later discovery and settlement of Mangareva and Easter Island, explaining why the Zenú marker is found there too. The sculptures in “medieval” Colombia had a strong resemblance to those found in the Marquesas, the Tuamotus, Mangareva and Rapa Nui (although the moai at Easter Island are much larger in size).

The usual Western picture of Easter Island is that of a downright irrational population who cut down all trees and used up all rock (which could be used as fertilizer) in a vain and manic pursuit of building larger and larger statues. War and civilizational collapse promptly followed, and when the Europeans arrived, the native Polynesians had already forgot their great traditions, lived in caves and drank sea water. 

“Easter Island Origins” contain interviews with archeologists who deny this traditional picture. They believe that the population of the island was always relatively small (and hence couldn´t dramatically “collapse” in the first place), that there is no evidence of warfare, nor of settlements being abandoned by people taking to the hills. There *is* evidence of wide-spread deforestation, but this was due to rats, which lacked natural enemies and hence proliferated en masse, consuming the seeds of the trees in the process. 

The real (human) population collapse took place after the arrival of the European colonists, when various diseases to which the natives lacked immunity killed off most of the population. *This* led to the great statues being abandoned or destroyed during the 19th century. Easter Island was also attacked by slave-raiders from Peru. The handful of survivors who were able to return to the island carried smallpox with them and infected the rest of the population. At its lowest, the native population was only 40 people! Today, it´s back around 3000, approximately the same number as before Western colonialism. The island has been controlled by Chile since 1888.

It´s a tragic story of a people that actually reached the American mainland centuries before Columbus made a landfall in the Caribbean…

And no, no evidence of Lemuria!

Thursday, March 21, 2024

America Before

 





Do we finally have evidence that the Polynesians reached the New World long before the conquistadors showed up? Analyses of plant remains from Easter Island (Rapa Nui) suggest that the Polynesian settlers visited South America and took back food plants only found there. Which means they had contacts with some Native people growing them. 

I´m not particularly surprised that the Polynesian connection have been proven. Or proven first? The Polynesian landfall was around 1000 AD, hence later than the "Viking" journey to Vinland, but still pre-Columbian. Sure wonder what else lurks out there...

The second link goes to an article arguing that the mysterious rongorongo script was developed independently by the Polynesians at Easter Island.     

Polynesians at Rapa Nui had contacts with South America 1000 years ago

Rongorongo script developed independently

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

15 minutes of fame




Who is Jason Palmer? Some dude who defeated Joe Biden in the Democratic primaries in a territory that doesn´t even vote in POTUS elections and only has 6 delegates at the Dem convention. Three of which went to Biden anyway. 

Yes, the territory in question is American Samoa. Only 91 people voted in the Democratic Party primaries. 51 of them for Palmer. Probably because he actually campaigned before the caucus (through zoom), whereas Biden did nothing. 

In 2020, American Samoa was the only territory won by Michael Bloomberg in the Democrat primaries, so they certainly have a tendency to vote in unexpected ways. Sure wonder what super-rich Bloomberg promised them back in the day? A new playa?

This news item will be forgotten forever tomorrow morning. Even on Samoa...    

Who is Jason Palmer? A previously unknown Democrat beats Biden in American Samoa´s Democratic caucus

Sunday, February 18, 2024

Those slanted eyes...

 


An interesting YouTube clip about "Asian eyes". Apart from actual East and Southeast Asians, many other peoples around the world have "Asian eyes" or at least somewhat "Asian looks": Polynesians, American Indians and the Inuit are obvious examples. Here, the explanation seems pretty straightforward: these ethnic groups are distant descendants from East Asians (or somewhat less distant in the Inuit case). 

But why do some Europeans (yes, including the Sami - deal with it) have "Asian" eyes and/or looks? In some cases, genetic influx from Asians is the best explanation, in others, it´s something of a mystery. Why do some people in Britain have "Asian" eyes? Why does the Icelandic pop singer Björk look "Asian"? One explanation is that already the ancient Indo-Europeans had an Asiatic admixture, and that this particular lineage ended up among the Celts at the British Isles. Another possibility might be admixture with Americans Indians or Inuit. After the video was posted, Icelandic writer Bergsveinn Birgisson wrote a book about one of his medieval ancestors, a "Black Viking" whose mother may have been Siberian.

More unexpected are "Asian" eyes in Africa - except at Madagascar, where the population is partially descended from long-distance Asian seafarers. But why do Nilotic and Khoi-San people have "Asian" eyes? Perhaps here, we finally have a case of convergent evolution...

Surprisingly interesting for a "nerd video".      


 

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Queer as Taliban

 


This must be the strangest news item this year. I suppose we could call it queer as fuck! Is Andrew Anglin behind this, somehow?

Taliban shuts down "Queer.af" platform 

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Insular gigantism

 



Why are rich people suddenly buying up islands all over the world? Edward Dutton and PJW comments...

I´m sure this isn´t a conspiracy of any kind. I mean, it´s already been exposed, right? :D

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

No more thirst poasting

Credit: Jlfutari

It´s become something of a gimmick here on the blog to post pics of particularly well-endowed young women everytime a Chinese spy balloon enters US air space or an American bank collapses. However, this has now become so common that the blog might run the risk of looking, shall we say, highly suggestive. 

So from now on I will instead post pics of rare birds whenever the events mentioned above take place. I expect this to be something of a weekly feature in the months and years ahead... 

New mystery balloon over Hawaii

Sunday, November 20, 2022

Nightmarchers

 

Credit: Ron Ardis

Scary shit. No overt relation to the "hula" above! Couldn´t find a pic of the ghosts that wasn´t strictly copyrighted...

Nightmarchers


Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Blue Hawaii

 

Credit: TripOfALifestyle.com

"Earth´s Tropical Islands" is a joint BBC-PBS documentary series in three parts about Madagascar, Borneo and Hawaii, respectively. I just watched the last episode. While mostly about the flora and the fauna of the Hawaiian island chain, we also get some insights into the geology of the place (which is quite fascinating). A little anthropology has been thrown in too, but not much. 

Featured animals include a "true bug" that lives on a chilly lava plateu and scavenges other dead insects, large fruit flies hunted by a carnivorous caterpillar, the white tern (it nests in the middle of Honolulu), the monk seal, and the world´s oldest bird specimen, the Laysan albatross "Wisdom", which may be about 70 years old. Invasive species plague the island chain, for instance an African species of chameleon. 

All three episodes of this series are worth watching, in my opinion.