An admission

I actually like being locked down. I mean, what is there not to like about it? 

I get monthly unemployment benefits, if I get a job I can work from home (hence not having to go anywhere), I can surf all day long and get radicalized, I don´t have to socialize with anyone face to face, as long as the diners are "essential" and don´t ask for vaccin passports I can get a really good lunch there, I can go on long walks in near-empty areas, I can sleep whenever I feel like it, I can laugh at all the ADHD-type extroverts who can´t live without clubbing and hence get COVID (all 77 versions), and laugh even more at the "revolutionary left" which actually supports the lockdowns. Keep da benefits flowin´, revolucionario! Aint gonna vote for you anyway. 

So yes, I suppose I suffer from FONO. 

Of course, there is always a risk that they will impose vaccine passports everywhere. 

If so, we riot. 

Then, back to bed! 

Kamala can still win, here´s how!

A little scenario...

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1. Joe Biden dies.

2. Kamala Harris appoints Hillary Clinton Secretary of State. 

3. Clinton threatens Russia with war over Ukraine. She is bluffing. The Russians call her bluff by invading Ukraine. The US responds by preparing to attack...Syria and Iran.

4. "The Russian threat" and/or flurona is used as an argument to extend mail-in voting during the mid-term elections of 2022.

5. Thanks to the above, the Democrats win the mid-terms, despite having all-time low popularity figures. 

6. An adventurist right-wing insurrection begins against Dem election fraud. It´s quickly suppressed by the military. 

7. The insurrection will be used to impose a permanent state of emergency until 2024, and to stop Donald Trump from running again. Kamala Harris is elected POTUS after wide-spread and very obvious election fraud.

8. The war against Syria and Iran isn´t going very well...

FLURONA