Showing posts with label Amazon Purge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amazon Purge. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Six year anniversary?

 

Credit: Richard Bartz

I got a really bizarre e-mail today. And yeah, I didn´t even open it. Six years ago, Amazon removed all my customer reviews from their site with no option of appeal, claiming that I was a "biased reviewer". Yeah, fuck you too. 

But now, "Amazon Reviews" sent me a mail headlined "Thank you for reviewing..." and then the name of a certain book?! Presumably an automated invitation to continue reviewing their products. I got a couple already in 2018, presumably because nobody told the that system that I was already banned. However, I haven´t seen these mails for years! 

Ironically, the book Amazon thanks me for reviewing is - wait for it - Thomas W Chittum´s "Civil War Two: The Coming Breakup of America"?! Just as the election campaign is heating up! Oh, and isn´t it interesting that Amazon after six years still keeps track of what customer reviews they deleted...

The answer is: No thank you! 

Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Obsessive Debunking Disorder?

 


This article by Thomas Sheridan from the 2010´s is actually quite interesting, for a number of reasons. First, he *does* have a point when he attacks obsessive-compulsive debunkers and wonders whether they are somehow trapped in their left brain hemispheres, cognitively speaking. The left brain sees the world as all mechanism. (Compare Iain McGilchrist´s ideas, which I have commented elsewhere on this blog.)  

However, it struck me when reading it that almost the same things Sheridan inputes to skeptical atheists-materialists could equally well be applied to many "truthers", conspiracy theorists and cultish pseudo-scientists. Is my man projecting? More likely we´re dealing with a personality type which can express itself both as aggressive "skepticism" and as equally aggressive "true believer" cultism. 

Indeed, there is a certain kind of true believer that is just as autistically obsessed with "logic", excessive details and never-ending flame wars as the "debunkers", and just as beholden to certain select authority figures. Could they *be* autists of some kind? Their irony-deficiency is also a thing.  

As a side note, Sheridan mentions a purge of alt-media taking place in July 2018. Wait a minute...

The summer of 2018 was also when Amazon purged me and a host of other "biased reviewers" from their site! Not sure what to make of this. Maybe I should use my noetic intuition...

Sheridan doesn´t have any solution to the left brain predicament, indeed, there simply isn´t any. Some people simply are hard-wired in this way, and that´s that. Instead, he calls on every free individual to pursue his/her own path of spiritual improvement and personal fulfillment. I end with a quote: 

>>>Use your intuition and ignore them. You do not need their validation and approval, as they are only interested in what the men in the white coats tell them that which is a ’fact’. Be polite and continue to follow your own field of study and knowledge path, and then see where it leads you. 

>>>This may lead you nowhere, but so what. The journey is often more important than the destination. Your life will be more rewarding, creative, and enriching by allowing your right brain to take part in the imagination of yourself within this five-sense reality we call human existence. 

Read the whole thing here: 

Obsessive Debunking Disorder (ODD)

Saturday, February 25, 2023

One AI to rule them all


Was Amazon´s fantasy series "The Rings of Power" written by Artificial Intelligence? An interesting theory from the darker recesses of cyberspace... 

Did AI write dem ringz of power?

Saturday, July 10, 2021

It takes a cult to remain sane


It takes a cult to remain sane, episode 1,645. PROUT is apparently a front for Ananda Marga, often regarded as a terroristic outfit of neo-Hindu subversives (and then some). But here, they sound perfectly rational, almost like a fusion of the old Left and the new Greens. Note also that they *attack* AmaZen, rather than hailing Jeff Bezos as the new Bodhisattva. Gotta love it! 

"AmaZen" is not a solution to Amazon´s worker exploitation

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Down and out in Alabama?

Probably not workers in need of a union... 

I support the unionization drive at Amazon, but the following comment from the World Socialist Web Site (WSWS) is nevertheless quite interesting. 

Note that Joe Biden (!) and Marco Rubio (!!) expressed support for the union. Rubio has tried to reimagine himself as some kind of Trumpista-without-Trump. And Biden is, well, the president of the United States. There has also been a lot of virtue signalling about the whole thing from "liberals" who usually couldn´t care less about working class people being non-unionized (certainly not their servant staffs). 

One thing not mentioned by WSWS is the implicit racism in claiming that the (largely Black) workforce at the Bessemer plant was simply too stupid to see through the simplest tricks of the Amazon management, such as "mysterious mailboxes" and what not. Of course, it´s probably a form of classism, but it´s ironic that these kinds of paternalistic arguments are used towards African-American workers by a "woke" BLM-ish White elite... 

The RWDSU´s debacle at Amazon

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Yes, storks

A highly abberant stork? Only in California!


“Handbook of the Birds of the World” (HBW for short) is a gargantuan encyclopedia in 17 volumes describing all living species of birds known to science. That´s about 9,000 of them! The first volume was published in 1992, the last one just a few years ago. There are also two extra volumes containing extensive checklists of…well, all the birds previously described. This is a review of the second volume, published in 1994. It seems I missed to comment it during my illicit reviewing spree at Amazon.com, which ended in Jeff Bezos personally purging me in 2018. OK, not really, but it seems it wasn´t on sale in Bezosland and therefore couldn´t be properly fake-reviewed by yours truly, so here I go on my blog instead!

Somewhat surprisingly, Vol 2 only covers two orders, the “classical” Falconiformes (diurnal birds of prey a.k.a. ditto raptors) and Galliformes (chicken and their allies a.k.a. gamefowl and half a dozen other aliases). I admit that I didn´t dig *that* deeply into the section on the galliforms, but it doesn´t seem to mention the bantam breeds, so perhaps that´s a plus for chicken fanciers, who often positively hate the poor little things, or so I´ve been reliably informed. Instead, I went straight for the main course, the Falconiformes. In HBW´s version, or rather their 1994 version, the raptor order consist of New World vultures, the Osprey, Hawks & Eagles (presumably including the Old World vultures), the Secretarybird, and Falcons & Caracaras (called “falconids” in this work). That being said, all wasn´t well in raptor space back in the 1990´s. The exact taxonomic position of the New World vultures was especially contentious.

HBW argues that New World vultures may actually be closer to storks (yes, storks) than to other birds of prey. The idea of a Californian Condor really being a highly aberrant stork does have a certain intrinsic appeal. Some of the similarities between Cathartidae and Ciconiiformes are absolutely stunning: “For example, both groups of birds keep cool by squirting their legs with urine, which then evaporates off to leave the legs sometimes looking as if they have been white washed”. The genera within Cathartidae may not be closely related either. We also learn that there used to be Old World vultures in the New World until 10,000 years ago and New World vultures in the Old World 20 million years ago (not sure what made them leave). Even on the species level there is confusion. Or was back in ´94. The good ol´ Turkey Vulture, well known from spaghetti western flicks, might actually be several different species. It´s difficult to know since all museum specimens look the same – the skin color (a distinguishing mark for subspecies and species) fades after death!

In this volume, the “falconids” are relatively firmly anchored in Falconiformes (as the diurnal birds of prey are called when they do include them – otherwise it´s Accipitriformes) due to their “external morphology, internal anatomy, behaviour, feather parasites, and moult patterns”. DNA studies suggested the same thing, but today scientists believe on the basis of new research that falconids aren´t closely related to accipitrid raptors at all, rather they are a sister group to parrots and passerines! Interestingly, one M Jollie suggested already in 1977 on non-genetic morphological grounds that falconids are polyphyletic (google it!) and are closer to owls, cuckoos, plantain-eaters and indeed parrots than to other diurnal birds of prey.

Otherwise, everything is pretty much as usual as far as HBW volumes are concerned: detailed family presentations followed by species presentations and range maps, and a lot of color illustrations and ditto photos – one of the reasons why these books are so prohibitively expensive. Yes, I looked it up in a library, thank you! That being said, the species presentations are quite short compared to later volumes in the series with their complete information overload on every small and obscure tropical songbird. Nor are there any additional chapters on mostly unrelated topics, also a feature of later volumes.

Perhaps transcended by current research?

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Ja, jag kanske tog det personligt :D


Eftersom Amazon.com utrensade mig från sin sajt så måste jag ju länka till detta, en kritisk artikel om Jeff Bezos´ "klimatengagemang" från Aftonbladet. 


Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Strange, considering that they purged me!



Apparently, Amazon.com still have problems with fake reviews and fake reviewers. That´s strange, I mean, they purged me two years ago, so what on earth seems to be the problem? :P  

Friday, February 8, 2019

Wtf, I love Jeff Bezos now

Do you really wanna see this man naked?!


Although Jeff Bezos purged me (probably personally) from Amazon during their Month of Long Knives this summer, I have to say that I stand with Mr B on this one. No, Donald, you and National Enquirer should not, repeat NOT, publish NUDE PICS of said Jeff Bezos. If you do, I´ll cross the border in 2020 and vote for Elizabeth Warren!!! 

That´s the naked truth. 

Friday, September 28, 2018

I think I did it, fam!


Wow, I think I did it - reposted (almost) all of my Amazon reviews (purged by the Know-Nothing Algorithm this summer) onto this blog. 

And now...what? 




Thursday, September 27, 2018

Time to cross the Rubicon again





My "review" of a Roman banner sold by Amazon 

Good if you're like me, an Aryan and Arian (both at the same time) and is unsure which of the Hunnish mercenary regiments are the "Roman" troops. Yepp, that would be the ones carrying this banner. Well, my fellow Goths from Scandza, you know what to do!

Monday, September 24, 2018

Have you actually *seen* a peppered moth?





My fake review of Charles Darwin´s seminal "On the Origin of Species". 

One long argument. Proves nothing. Nobody has ever seen a Chihuahua together with a Great Dane in the same room. Ergo, evolution never happened.

Empire of the Ants




Another feeble attempt by some evolutionary cousin of the naked mole-rat, known as “Man”, to exterminate the true ruler of the Central Planet, the family Formicidae (alias the Zenith & Pinnacle of Intelligent Design by The Six-Limbed God). No Argentine ants attack each other, nowhere in the world, and soon, you (and Edward Wilson) will see ants *from different species* coming together in harmonic friendship and solidaristic cooperation. The Six-Limbed God has also invited hornets, paper wasps and killer bees to the great jamboree, soon to be held in the ancient anthill city of Hymenopterix. Unless you have a very good ant bait handy, or are ready to nuke most of the planet (thereby giving our eternal devilish adversary, the cockroach, the chance to claim Central Planet), I say your time is up!

The unicorn revelation




We already know the secret of the unicorn. There is a unicorn lair in NORTH KOREA. Donald Trump and the Brilliant Leader will meet there and sign the mother of all peace agreements, under the watchful eye of the unicorn clan...

Definitely not Masonic




This review was actually reported to Amazon by a poor New Age guy who apparently eats ORMUS and took strong offense to my criticism of the product. Amazon, who wants to sell this shit to unsuspecting customers in the New Age Belt in California, promptly deleted my review! I hope the snitch is still alive and well, and if not, well, there´s always the FDA... 

Recently, I searched the web for information about Ormus, an Egyptian character mentioned in certain Masonic lore. Instead, this came up. I'm not sure exactly what it is, except that some people have very high expectations on it. Apparently, Ormus can awaken your kundalini, turn you into a luminous being who will ascend to Heaven ASAP (or rather after 10 lunar months), and is in fact identical to the Philosopher's Stone. Also, it's somehow connected to Reich's orgone energy! Who knew? A website I consulted helpfully warns us not to put Ormus in our neighbor's tea, and continues: “If you think the Hu sound or possibly Angels and Demons is going to scare you, do not consume too much Ormus! If you don't know what Hu is you should study that before consuming ORMUS or Monoatomic products. Loud Hu is a very common experience of Ormus users”. Not sure what means, but we can't say we haven't been warned…

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Cyberpunk's dead



My review of "The Transhumanist Wager" by Zoltan Istvan. 

I don't understand people who are still unironic transhumanists. Some of them seem pretty smart in other ways. It feels so 1995, when Raëlianism was the coolest new fad on the block and cyberpunk was young. But today? Trust me, robotics and cybernetics will never progress to the point when humans can merge with robots and/or animals and become cyborgs. Which, all things considered, might be just as good. But despair not, ye mortals. We can still try out steampunk...

Trump eats steak with ketchup. He must be hexed!!!



3 out of 4 helpful for this one. Wow! Wiccans, in sharp contrast with bird-lovers and bug-collectors, have a sense of humor!

This is not real Wicca. I think I will hex this author, before she is witch-burned. I'm sure she has something to do with the disappearence of Hans and Gretzel. She probably kidnaps cats, too. Real Wiccans live productive lives in their respective communities, commute regularly and contribute to cat-shelters. Or have I misunderstood something?

I want to believe in Cayla



A faux review of a book titled "In Times Like These: A Time Travel Adventure" 

There is *something* wrong with the world. They changed something in the Matrix. Haven't you noticed?

Donald Trump is POTUS. The Russians are our new allies. Atlantic Magazine mentioned two Twitter trolls, BAP and Kantbot2000, and interviewed the latter. Alex Jones has gone main stream. Trump trolled a serious Swedish newspaper to write an article on Jones. The Russian embassy in London tweets Pepe memes. All hate crimes in the United States are fake. Milo was invited to speak at CPAC. Britain voted to leave the European Union. Loreen lost the Swedish Melody Festival. La-La-Land won the Academy Awards...not. Two women who assumed they were part of a reality show were tricked into killing a North Korean defector. My Friend Cayla can apparently be hacked and turned into a spy device?! Could anyone have imagined this just two years ago? Or even one year ago? Not me neither…

Still, it's good to know that *some* things have remained the same. For instance, all the reboots of old TV series. But then, perhaps it's no co-incidence that the rebooted TV shows are…”Twin Peaks” and “The X-Files”.

I don't want to believe anymore.

Kalsi's Kalevala



My review of "Corrosion" by Johan Kalsi.

I don't understand all the conflicts surrounding this book. Johan Kalsi exists. He is a real person. In fact, this 200-pound Finnish elite ranger is a personal friend of mine. He has the strength of Ilmarinen, the bright intellect of Väinamöinen and the political acumen of Mannerheim himself. On his forehead, he wears a tattoo of the Sampo. When I last met Commander Kalsi, at a get-together of Karelian war veterans, he pointed eastward and said: “The Ural Mountains form the natural borders of Greater Finland!” I believe this novel is an allegory of what Uralic omni-nationalists will do when the Russian empire finally corrodes.