Apollyon is coming! This content-creator isn´t entirely wrong, you know...
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Apollyon is coming! This content-creator isn´t entirely wrong, you know...
The old joker Osho comes across as U G Krishnamurti here. Or does he? It turns out that the content is AI-generated! Still, it *does* have a family resemblance to the real man. I wonder what the Osho Foundation will do when they discover this channel? Can they request that it be removed? Maybe you can´t copyright a dead guru. Besides, an artificially generated "Osho" speaking from beyond the grave is very much in the spirit of both UG and Osho himself!
The message (regardless of who wrote the script) reads like a psychotic break. I don´t doubt that spiritual experiences can sometimes feel like described in the video, but what exactly is being "experienced" here? God? His backside? Or something else entirely?
Maybe it´s just the ramblings of a Large Language Model...
The diagnosis may be correct, even if the proposed solution isn´t. Let´s be honest. Western spiritual seekers have been played.
Osho has no problems with C S Lewis´ Trilemma. Apparently, Jesus was both mad and bad!
I posted this in 2021, but in Swedish. Here is an English translation. With one word added! (Yes, "ableism". Couldn´t help myself.)
I´m not exactly a fanboy of Osho, but in his door stopper volume "The Book of Secrets" (the madman´s commentary on the Tantric meditation manual Vighyan Bhairav Tantra) he actually says something interesting.
Namely that God isn´t light. Rather, God is darkness. Or more precisely put: darkness is a better metaphor for the divine than light is.
Why do we think that God is light? Because we *fear* the darkness. But actually it´s the darkness that is divine. Light is temporary, it comes and goes. The darkness is eternal. The darkness is what is always left when the light disappears. The darkness existed before the light. The light "creates" our personalities and our entire (visible) world, while the darkness is primordial, that which existed before "creation". It dissolves our personalities and that´s why we fear it, but if we could just meditate in darkness we would realize that everything is alright...
Or so Osho says (insert emphatic disavowal here!)
It struck me that the metaphor "God is light" can only be used by humans with unimpaired vision. A person who is blind since birth can´t use it. We could also imagine an intelligent species who lives on a darkened planet and therefore never evolves normal vision (maybe it´s telepathic instead or whatever). Yet, many claim that God is light not just metaphorically but that the statement should actually be interpreted literally! Anthropocentrism, ableism, or what?
The mystics of the Orthodox Church describe God as "the dazzling darkness". Perhaps this comes closer to the truth...
Don´t curse the darkness. And do NOT light a candle!
Sorry, couldn´t help myself. Clearly, this isn´t my kind of spirituality...
Besides, I originally wanted to link to a better video with better captions featuring the same Osho talk, but it seems to have mysteriously disappeared from YouTube during the day.
Karma?
Both profundity and frivolity in this one. Of course. It´s Osho. Whatever you do, don´t become *his* disciple or devotee, LOL.
The first clip is the classic in which crazy quilt cult commander Osho calls democracy "rule by the people, for the people, of the people...but the people are retarded".
The second clip is supposedly an AI-generated commercial for orange juice narrated by a deep fake "Donald Trump"...
Not sure what these clips have in common, and if so why I´m posting them here, but there you go.
PS. The AI account also posted a fake commercial for ice cream featuring Joe Biden!
So I´ve checked some atheist YouTube channels...
It seems YouTube atheists are obsessed with claiming that atheism is "merely" about "a lack of belief", and they define the term so broadly that even "religious atheists" can exist.
By this redefinition of the word, the crazy cult leader Osho, linked to above, is an atheist. Indeed, he seems to be the ultimate YouTube atheist! Or "would have been", since the man is...I don´t know...atheistically undead somehow?
But of course, nobody IRL would use the term "atheist" in this manner. Osho is universally seen as a *religious* cultist wackjob. You can of course define words any way you like, but something tells me New, New New or Double Plus New New atheists don´t want to be associated with the man previosuly known as Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh...
Ironically, the way most people use the term "atheism" fits the YouTube atheists themselves pretty damn well: actively anti-religious/anti-spiritual nerds who base their active non-belief in anything supernatural or paranormal on science and/or naturalism (materialism). Did I mention the nerd aspect? They are a kind of identitarian atheists.
So what on earth is the prob?
| Weapons found by Indian police in 2014 at Rampal´s ashram (Credit: Times of India) |
"Savior of the World" is a very, very bizarre YouTube video introducing a certain Sant Rampal Ji Maharaj, who styles himself the leader of Kabir Panth within the Sant Mat tradition. (I´m sure there are a myriad of factions within this heterodox Sikh movement.) Rampal claims to be "the only true satguru in the entire universe" (!). Unfortunately, he is currently serving a lifetime sentence for murder after violent clashes between his supporters and those of another religious group, Arya Samaj, ended with the death of one samaj supporter. How the infidel powers-that-be (Kal Niranjan?) managed to arrest and jail an incarnation of God is, alas, less clear.
The video promoting Rampal is so bad that I almost suspect he is trolling us. Or maybe somebody trolled his supporters with egregiously wrong information? The video claims that there are innumerable prophecies and astrological predictions that point to Rampal being the Great Man (Mahapurusha) and Great Power (Mahashakti). The prophecies are obviously bogus and frequently make no sense whatsoever. Thus, a certain "Florence" from New Jersey supposedly published a book in 1960 called "The New Golden Era of Light: COMPLETION NOW!" in which she predicted Rampal. The pictures of "Florence" clearly show Florence Nightingale, the famous British nurse who died in 1910, while the book wrongly attributed to her was published in 2014 by Lisa Manfrede Smith, an otherwise unknown New Age channeler! And so it goes on.
Jules Verne, the French novelist, is called a "French astrologer". Nostradamus supposedly predicted that the Great Man would come from Punjab in India. Which he didn´t (his quatrains are clearly Christian in nature). The most original character mentioned is Sri Ananda Acharya of Norway, apparently a real Indian mystic who lived for decades in that country (he was wrongly assumed to be a Buddhist by the bewildered natives). If he really predicted the coming of the chosen one is, alas, less clear.
After all this fakery, the second half of the video turns out to be untranslated. Since my Hindi (or is it Punjabi) is a little bit rusty (not to mention my Sanskrit), I couldn´t really follow the splendid teachings of the Jagatguru, as Rampal also calls himself. I did notice a curious detail, though. The video mentions the old joker Osho several times, pretending to wonder whether all the prophecies could perhaps point to *him*, only to discard the possibility. I always assumed Osho mostly had Western followers. Perhaps there is a flock of Indian faithful which Rampal´s faction of the Kabir Panth wants to recruit into their fold? Not sure if I would want to have unruly oshoites as part of my Great Man cult, but there you go...
Osho tries to explain pantheism to the pseudo-Christian American audience 40 years ago, or something like that. Today, this is probably not as controversial anymore. OK, maybe in Poland. Or in Vaikuntha...
This is a two-hour interview with an otherwise unknown Hindu teacher, a certain Swami Ganga in Khajuraho, the Indian temple-complex notorious for its erotic sculptures. The interview comes across as rather boring, but I found it fascinating if listen to carefully.
Ganga´s "Tantrism" seems to be an anarchistic and hedonistic form of materialism. Indeed, he positively references the Charvakas, an ancient Indian sect with ideas similar to the Epicureans. Ganga also mentions Gorakhnath, an 11th century heterodox Shaiva and Tantrika associated with Hatha Yoga. It turns out that Ganga used to be one of Osho´s devotees, even following him to Oregon.
It was actually funny to listen to some of his musings, for instance when he describes "Buddhahood" in terms of Krishna´s erotic dance with the gopis, or when he mispronounces "Zorba the Buddha". At one point, Ganga went to a Kumbha Mela festival and "took initiation" from both Maharishi Mahesh Yogi of Transcendental Meditation (TM) and Shrila Prabhupada of the Hare Krishna movement (ISKCON). That would be like joining both Catholics and Lutherans on the same day, or something to that effect.
The cosmic energy or prana is everywhere and really doesn´t discriminate, being available alike for both saint and sinner. That´s unconditional divine love for you, right there. Ganga also reveals the solution to the Zen koan "what is the sound of one hand clapping". At one point, he suddenly starts talking in some Indian language with another guy present! They discuss "astral traveling", apparently.
Since Osho pretty much destroyed the rep of anarcho-Tantra, it seems that being "Yorba" is just as difficult as being Buddha...
And yes, Ganga implies that Osho was murdered.
Jag är ju inte någon varm anhängare av Osho, men i hans maffiga tegelsten "The Book of Secrets" (tokgubbens kommentar till den tantriska meditationsmanualen Vighyan Bhairav Tantra) säger han faktiskt något intressant.
Nämligen att Gud inte är ljus. Gud är snarast mörker. Eller rättare sagt: mörker är en bättre metafor för det gudomliga än ljuset.
Varför tror vi att Gud är ljus? För att vi är *rädda* för mörkret. Men egentligen är det mörkret som är gudomligt. Ljuset är tillfälligt, det kommer och går. Mörkret är evigt. Mörkret är vad som alltid finns kvar sedan ljuset försvunnit. Mörkret existerade innan ljuset. Ljuset "skapar" våra personligheter och hela vår (synliga) värld, medan mörkret är det ursprungliga, det som fanns innan "skapelsen". Det upplöser våra personligheter, och det är därför vi är rädda för det, men om vi bara kunde meditera i mörker skulle vi inse att allt är OK...
Så långt Osho. (Infoga kraftigt avståndstagande här!)
Det slog mig förresten att metaforen "Gud är ljus" bara kan användas av fullt seende människor. En person som är blind sedan födseln kan inte använda det. Vi skulle också kunna tänka oss en intelligent art som lever på en mörklagd planet och därför aldrig utvecklat normalt seende (kanske är den istället telepatisk eller vad som helst). Ändå hävdar många inte bara att Gud är ljus rent metaforiskt, utan att uttalandet faktiskt ska tolkas bokstavligt! Antropocentrism, eller vad?
Ortodoxa kyrkans mystiker beskriver Gud som "det bländande (eller lysande) mörkret". Kanske kommer detta närmare sanningen...
Förbanna inte mörkret. Och tänd INTE ett ljus.