Unfair

"My Entlebucher Sennenhund is smarter than your honor student". A rather unfair comparison. I mean, how many American scholars can pronounce “Entlebucher Sennenhund” or place the picturesque municipality of Entlebuch on a world map? And how many know that Entlebuch borders Doppleschwand, Schwartzenberg, Werthenstein and Wolhusen? That's Switzerland, by the way. Switzerland. Not Sweden. We have our own dogs. And, I suppose, troubled honor students…