This is like a horror movie...
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There is something strangely reassuring about our ultimate evolutionary ancestors being "Asgard Archaea" found inside "Loki´s Castle" in the Atlantic Ocean midway between Iceland and Svalbard.
The hypothesis is that an archaeum captured a bacterium...and this became the first eukaryotic cell. All (?) extant living creatures which aren´t Archaea or Bacteria are Eukaryota, including humans. The idea that our evolutionary ancestor was a hybrid between two different lineages (presumably combining the best traits of both) is obviously also appealing. Are you listening, Lynn Margulis?
Note also that we are no longer bacteria "cladistically speaking", but rather archaea. Thank you. Always considered archaea to be more cool somehow!
This is us now.
Poor Murray Bookchin. He railed against these kinds of ideas already 50 years ago, but it seems science wasn´t on the old man´s side, LOL. (Yes, this is a *very* in-house comment.)
Another installment in the apparently never-ending saga "the bacteria created us (and all higher life) through endosymbiosis". Dependent origination, anyone? If there is grandeur in this view of life is, perhaps, another question entirely...
Oh, and since the hybrid was created in a lab under difficult condition, creationists and ancient alien true believers will have a field day with this one!
Another thing to worry about...
Scientists are trying to create something they call "mirror life". Specifically bacteria with molecules that bend in the "wrong" direction.
Catch: They can kill us all.
The hall of mirrors just became the little shop of horrors. In other news, Fidel Castro´s secret love-child is about to resign as Redcoat PM...
Some slightly disturbing studies suggest (but don´t definitely prove - yet) a connection between autism or social anxiety disorder and...wait for it...the bacterial biome in our guts! Not only that, bacteria may have caused or at least enhanced our evolution towards intelligence, either by somehow stimulating the intelligence itself, or by doing something to the energy metabolism of our primate ancestors which made it possible for them to develop bigger brains.
Chapter two of the saga "we are controlled by micro-organisms"...
The philosophical/existential implications of this video are downright *staggering*. Staggering, I say!
For a very long time, humanity assumed that we were at bottom spiritual creatures, with a soul and so forth. But according to recent research, we are actually *created by mitochondria to enhance their survival*, the mitochondria being bacterial endosymbionts which still retain a certain amount of independence after billions of years of co-evolution with their hosts.
Since these bacteria need oxygen to survive, they have "created" bodies with lungs which can process...oxygen. Richard Dawkins once said that we are machines programmed by our genes. But if the man above is right, we are programmed by *another organism entirely*. It even controls our psychology (i.e. our most basic states of mind) and perhaps even our ageing!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH...
A comb jelly Credit: Steven G Johnson |
A kind of weird experiment, would probably have been considered cruelty to animals had it not been a primitive/basal jellyfish-like organism, so the RSPCA and the ALF don´t give shit! Still, I suppose the ability to "reverse aging" is...interesting. What a pity it´s only cnidarians, comb jellies and the dog tapeworm (!) that has this unusual ability.
This sea creature can age in reverse
The next link goes to a Wiki article about "Ming the Mollusk", a quahog clam and the oldest animal ever recorded. Or rather "the oldest individual (non-colonial) animal ever discovered whose age could be precisely determined". Yes, it was 507 years old when it was captured and killed (!) off the Icelandic coast. So this damn mollusc was older than our industrial civilization?!
And if you absolutely want to read Wikipedia´s confusing list of the oldest organisms ever-ever-forever (many considerably more ancient than poor old Ming), you can find it here. I *think* the absolutely oldest living "things" ever were bacterial spores found in New Mexico which were revived after 250 million years. And then there´s the story about the scientist in California who sold "Amber Ale" produced with a 45 million year old revived yeast!
Somehow, I find that hard to believe.
"Ridiculous, it´s not even peer reviewed yet. But sure, if they ever ask, I could tell them a thing or two about unknown forms of life!" |
Are the Why Files actually anti-establishment? Some scary facts/speculations about United States bio-weapons research, ditto terrorism, weaponized tics (!), and - above all - really bad security.
But COVID isn´t an escapee from a US-financed bio-lab in China, naaah...
Makes me wonder whether the Montauk Monster and similar mutants were just decoys to distract us from the real story!
Previously posted on July 6, 2020. Reposted due to the extreme weather conditions all over the world (including Sweden) this summer.
Erika Bjerström is a Swedish reporter and former environmentalist activist. "Klimatkrisens Sverige" is her recently published book about the climate crisis. Or rather the climate crisis in Sweden. It´s interesting comparing it to Jonathan Jeppson´s "Åtta steg mot avgrunden", reviewed by me elsewhere, another book on the climate crisis published in 2020 by a Swedish journalist. Jeppson´s book sounds apocalyptic, while Bjerström describes the climate crisis as something creeping and gradual. Ironically, this actually makes her book *more* scary than Jeppson´s. Although I don´t doubt that climate change could lead to apocalyptic consequences, the apocalypse meme as such feels old and worn out. We are being sold one every other week, it seems. But what if climate change is instead a slow decline that sneaks up on us, becoming "the new normal", until it´s suddenly too late? (Btw, I don´t believe Jeppson and Bjerström necessarily disagrees on the facts. I´m refering more to the general atmosphere of their respective books.)
When I watched BBC´s "Frozen Planet II", I assumed the stromatolites shown at the end of episode 4 were computer animated rather than real. However, it seems the film crew *did* dive in Lake Untersee, a lake in Antarctica with a permanent ice cover that may have persisted for 100,000 years.
And under the ice they filmed the previously mentioned stromatolites, bizarre structures created by myriads of cyanobacteria (the organisms previously known as blue-green algae). Perhaps inevitably, scientists find these extremophiles very interesting...since they may suggest that life is possible at Mars or Europa! Go figure.
But sure, I also go quasi-religious when I watch stuff like this, although in my case BBC´s descent into this Hadean world (did you know there are literal *deserts* in Antarctica complete with sand dunes?) rather invoke feelings of the utterly ineffable grandeur of Shiva the Destroyer...
A scary YouTube
clip arguing that the “Neolithic decline” was caused by none other than our
good ol´ friend Yersinia pestis. After killing off a large portion of the farming
population of Old Europe, the continent became easy pray for the Indo-European invaders.
Not sure
if I buy this. The genetic evidence suggests a mass die off of *male* lineages,
while female lineages survived and “intermarried” with the Indo-European conquerors.
Is there any other plague pandemic in world history during which men are extremely
disproportionately affected?
That being
said, the pesky bacterium have apparently been found at Neolithic sites…
An eukaryote (cladistically speaking) |
Brontosaurus have been rehabilitated.
Now, let´s bring back Pluto into planetary orbit, prove that cyanobacteria are really plants, and stop calling birds freakin´ dinosaurs (cuz they aint). And why not resuscitate Fred Hoyle´s steady-state theory of the universe, when we´re already at it? *And* admit that Neandertals were really Homo sapiens!
Can we make this happen, fam?
"Mysterious Planet: Giants of the Carribean" is a spectacular but also somewhat confusing documentary about...essentially everything at the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico, and its oceanic vicinity. Ostensibly, though, it´s about whale sharks! And yes, the sharks are in there somewhere.
The narrator moves back and forth between the jungle, the water-filled underground caves, and the open sea, just as freely as he crosses millions of years of deep time. It´s not always clear whether what we see is real footage, or the special effects department working overtime. But yes, "Giants of the Carribean" *is* fascinating.
As late as two years ago, marine biologists were stunned to discover a huge annual gathering of whale sharks off the Yucatan coast, in an area seemingly devoid of plankton (their staple food). What on earth were they doing there? Apparently, there *is* a lot of plankton in the area, after all, specifically the roe of bonito tunafish. Meanwhile, other scientists are exploring the underground "rivers" in the Yucatan jungles, which may even have inspired ancient Mayan mythology about a dangerous subterranean realm of demons and spirits. The flooded caves turn out to have a connection to the Caribbean Sea! Fortunately or otherwise, the only "monsters" in the caves are peculiar shrimps, fishes and (above water level) bats and snakes. There are also mysterious bacterial formations nicknamed "Hell´s Bells". Apparently, the bacteria need neither sun light nor oxygen to propagate. (Life on Mars discovered?)
The sink holes (known as cenotes) in the ex-Mayan jungle turn out to be the last remnants of the large crater that killed the dinosaurs (and a lot of other creatures) at the end of the Cretaceous. One of the organisms killed off in this spectacular Velikovskian manner was a fish even larger than the whale shark. At the time, the ancestors of the whale sharks were small fish living at the bottom of the ocean. And so it goes, around and around, in this crazy world (perhaps ruled by some demonic entity appeased by the Maya, but that´s literally another show!).
Hell´s Bells indeed.
I'm sure this is completely normal...
Although I'm not a science geek (no, really), I admit a certain fascination with this kind of stuff, perhaps because I un-scientifically assume that this somehow proves that *everything* is ALIVE.
Nanobes: Alien life forms from Mars?!
Not sure what "official" science says about this new theory, but I tend to believe everything which suggests that complexity has always existed.
Cuz reasons or something.