From Kabul to Hormuz

 

Very little about Iran on pro-Trump "news site" Breitbart News just now. Sure wonder why. Imagine if Biden had fucked up this hard somewhere in the Greater Middle East, I mean, Breitbart would have been all over the place attacking him for betraying Amerika, sounding almost like bellicose Neo-Cons in the process...

I *know* they would sound like that. Because, you see, they did...in 2021, at the fall of Kabul. But now, radio silence is apparently the more prudent course of action.

Oh, and I sure wonder who negotiated that take-over deal with the Taliban in the first place? Right.

Soccer is gay

Sleepless in Seattle? Islam aint Woke, part 7,000. Note that *Iran* is one of the nation´s complaining!  

Egypt, Iran irate over LGBTQ+ pride symbols at World Cup match in Seattle

What Lindsey Graham doing?

 

Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio to break with Trump and Vance...when? 

Abductive reasoning

 

Remover of obstacles?

So the United States abducted one foreign head of state and killed another one. So far, the success rate seems to be 50/50. It worked in Venezuela, but the jury is still out on Iran. It certainly doesn´t *seem* to be working. 

Still, a 50% success rate is pretty high. Especially since the succesful example was in the US sphere of influence (a.k.a. backyard). Sure wonder how the Russians and Chinese are calculating the odds right now. For instance, would killing or abducting Zelensky work if your last name is Putin? What about Taiwan? 

Of course, the opposite is true as well. Could killing *Putin* work for Ukraine, for instance? And, more importantly, Ukraine´s backers...

How long before somebody starts calculating whether or not a direct hit at a certain white house close to the Potomac might yield geopolitical dividends? But thanx for the crude oil, I suppose. 

Las Malvinas Argentinas

 

I told you the UK can´t fight a shooting war. Is this why they voluntarily handed over Chagos to Mauritius? Hardly a military great power, LOL. Until the King in Orange stopped them. But maybe Port Louis is paying attention to *that* guys recent contretemps in a certain waterway further to the northwest?

If Argentina wants to retake the Falkland Islands, pardon, Las Islas Malvinas, this is the time. Just an empirical observation. 

Warring states and interesting times

 

So Russia can´t defeat Ukraine in a real war, and the US (you know, NATO´s supposed top doggie) can´t defeat Iran in a phoney war. Sure wonder if there´s a great power which can take advantage of this little situation? 

China, maybe...?

Maybe the PRC can "take over the world" through a combination of heavy handed diplomacy and very lucrative trade deals / investment opportunities. I mean, I *can* see it happening. They have rare earth minerals and gold reserves, too.

Until somebody decides to test China´s resolve to send in the People´s Liberation Army outside its Near Abroad.

I suppose we live in interesting times...

It´s over

 

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Trump can´t even win a PHONEY war. Conclusions are currently being drawn in all national capitals of the world...

Peace in our time

 

The United States and Iran have agreed on a peace agreement. Supposedly. Nobody knows what it entails, and it won´t be signed until Friday. In other words, plenty of time to fuck everything up. And plenty of tacos and nachos, perchance! 

Nedräkning

 

Ryssland kan som bekant inte besegra Ukraina. Om några timmar kommer vi tydligen att få reda på om USA åtminstone kan besegra Iran...

Praise be to Allah

 

Probably not worshipping Allah 
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Trump says the war with Iran is over! Wow!!!

Oh

 

Apparently, Iran is about to close the Strait of Hormuz. Again. I didn´t realize it was supposed to be open? The reason is Israel´s offensive in Lebanon against Iran´s allies Hizbollah. Again. 

So I suppose Vance has to strut all the way to Islamabad again for another round of negotiations with the defeated, overthrown and non-existent Iranian regime...

Again.

Nu blommar asfalten

 

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*Ytterst* anmärkningsvärt, måste jag säga!

Trumps okända plan för Iran efter kriget

The XYZ files

 

- I don´t know, Zorgon-Globb, I think these released UFO files are a nothing-burger, probably a diversion from the Strait of Hormuz situation. Besides, everyone already believes in aliens after that unfortunate little incident of yours at Roswell...

- Nah, my dear Amida, that wasn´t us, it was a human weather balloon!

Från TACO till NACHO

 

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Förkortningen "NACHO" var ju faktiskt fyndig. Annars? Tja, i värsta fall blir det väl akut brist på verkliga nachos framöver. Och tacos. 

Klockan tickar - en attack mot hela världen

Goodbye

 

- Nah, I´m cool.

So Trump will withdraw 5,000 American troops (or more) from Germany since the Gerries don´t want to help him against the Iranian regime yada yada. OK, so will these troops be sent to the Strait of Hormuz, then?

Or no?

I suppose the French Foreign Legion can replace the US servicemen, so I won´t lose much sleep over it, Even apart from the fact that the erratic POTUS will just change his mind next week away, LOL. 

Havsdrönare

 

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Ryssland har inte lyckats knäcka Ukraina trots fyra år av krig, och nu exporterar Ukraina nya generationer av drönare till Gulfstaterna! Intressant.

Zelenskyj vill öppna Hormuzsundet med havsdrönare

The next 60 days

 

So the Phoney War with Iran is resuming. I think...

Nice try, Timmy boy

 

How likely is it that the United States political/military/intelligence establishment would declassify knowledge about literal space aliens visiting Earth if it would make the entire country "come unglued"? Not very likely, obviously. 

Unless it´s a conspiracy. An excuse to declare a state of emergency, perhaps? 

But if *that´s* the purpose, they don´t need real info on actual aliens. They can just make some crazy shit up. And I don´t think *that* particular lie would serve them, since it probably *would* drive many people completely bonkers. Blaming everything on an Iranian drone mothership might be a better strategy by far!

So no, I´m not optimistic about disclosure. And yes, I know that Trump recently reiterated that it would happen. But then, he also said the Strait of Hormuz is open. So there´s that.  

GOP congressman makes hair-raising admission about alien life: "This country would have come unglued"

Marginal i bokningen

 

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Ingen behöver åka till Maldiverna på semester, stumpan. Det *verkliga* problemet kommer att bli bränslebrist i den svenska industrin. Eller matbrist i butikerna...

Busch utfärdar tidig varning för flygbränslebrist

Wat means?

 

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Just in. The United Arab Emirates are leaving OPEC. Something tells me this means...something. Probably something important.