15 minutes of fame

Who is Jason Palmer? Some dude who defeated Joe Biden in the Democratic primaries in a territory that doesn´t even vote in POTUS elections and only has 6 delegates at the Dem convention. Three of which went to Biden anyway. 

Yes, the territory in question is American Samoa. Only 91 people voted in the Democratic Party primaries. 51 of them for Palmer. Probably because he actually campaigned before the caucus (through zoom), whereas Biden did nothing. 

In 2020, American Samoa was the only territory won by Michael Bloomberg in the Democrat primaries, so they certainly have a tendency to vote in unexpected ways. Sure wonder what super-rich Bloomberg promised them back in the day? A new playa?

This news item will be forgotten forever tomorrow morning. Even on Samoa...    

Who is Jason Palmer? A previously unknown Democrat beats Biden in American Samoa´s Democratic caucus

Next year in Beijing

I find it richly ironic that Chinese state media wonders aloud whether there is a powerful Jewish lobby in the United States, prompting the Israeli embassy in Beijing to accuse the show host of "anti-Semitism". 

Note: Israel actually has an embassy in China. But that´s not the irony. 

The Chinese *know* that Jews in the US are powerful...since one of the richest ones is a Chinese "asset"! Yes, that would be Michael Bloomberg. 

Still, the Israeli embassy is right. The Jews really don´t control the world. The Controller is somebody closer to...Beijing. 

Oh no, they changed the time line again

Wtf?! I thought this dude was down for counting! OK, time to dust off those conspiracy theories. Are you telling me Biden (that´s Biden for crying out loud) won Minnesota???

PS. Fake leftist Elizabeth Warren is still in the race. To hurt Sanders, obviously. She will really give her delegates to Sleepy Joe.  


In other news, the super-rich Michael Bloomberg only won American Samoa. Do they even vote in POTUS elections? Bloomberg should at least thank them by finally building that hotel they wanted all these years! 

And now, sports... 

Last Night of the Dems?

Some Republican pundits comment the latest Democratic primary debate, including the performance of Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden´s bizarre verbal gyrations. 

Barbarian management

Tucker on China and the globalist-liberal-Chinese alliance taking over the United States. Note how Bloomberg denies that the Chinese Paramount Leader is a dictator! 

Like it never happened before...

Tucker on Michael Bloomberg. He has a point, but come on, Mike isn´t the first rich guy who runs for US president! 

What can you buy with 460 million dollars?

Conservative-libertarian gadfly Tucker Carlson on the attack against Michael Bloomberg. This *is* funny...but as Tucker also points out, Bloomberg could still "win" (buy) the election. Or at least the Dem nomination. 

A winning strategy

Master strategist 

Michael Bloomberg is said to consider making Hillary Clinton his running mate in case he is nominated as Democratic presidential hopeful. 

Many people consider this a losing strategy of *major* proportions. 

I don´t. After all, Zombie Shillary got more votes than the Donald in 2016, remember?

So I say Michael Bloomberg is right on the money (a lot of money). I mean, what could *possibly* go wrong?