WTF

 

Who the fuck is Ammon Hillman?!

Hot and humid

 

Dude, get a grip. 

Dude

 

Ahem...

No Tartarians on a flat earth

Overheard on the interweb: "Tartaria: When modern life has black-pilled you so much that you start seeing cool architecture as wonders of a lost civilization."

Mormon space wives

 

LOL, something tells me this isn´t the correct Patristic understanding of the Great Commission, but what the heck do I know...

End it already

 

Donald Trump is "seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st state". Yeah, whatever. Trump used to be good at trolling the media, but these days, it´s difficult to know what´s ironic trolling and what´s un-ironic clinical insanity. On the web, nobody needs to care, but in a POTUS...well.

But sure, if Venezuela would become a literal US state, every Venezuelan would have the right to enter the *other* 50 states without permission. They would have a lot of Congressmen, too. Including federal senators. And a higher status than, ahem, Puerto Rico...

So maybe Trump´s proposal isn´t that bad, after all? Muh-hah-hah!  

50 years of the ICC

 

Not the ICC, for the record 

Last year, the zany International Communist Current (ICC) celebrated its 50th anniversary. Yes, really! The ICC was founded in 1975. Imagine accomplishing *absolutely nothing at all* in half a century. Except publishing weird magazines with interminable articles nobody actually reads. OK, the book about the history of the Italian Left was somewhat interesting. So was the agent-baiting and Mason-bashing during the 1990´s.

Personally, I don´t think the ICC will be around in 2075, but I suppose it´s not *entirely* impossible. The Bordigists and their eternal Communist party will of course be around still in 3000 AD...

Ett hån

 

Och så fortsätter vi att håna den här fem år gamla artikeln (som lät lite väl orealistisk redan då)...

Fyrdubbling av levnadsstandarden väntar dagens unga

Psychosis or transcendence?

 

 

If this is true, it seems to suggest that "liberation" isn´t really salvation...

So nice to "meat" you

 

Thomas Sheridan is...I suppose "back in force" is the best expression. Well, let´s hope he´s wrong, cough cough cough. Note that the thumb nail shows the Met Gala?!

Thomas isn´t eating processed food anymore. Especially not chicken. You can´t guess why. Or maybe you can.   

Den västerländska framstegstanken

 

Credit: Fria Tider

På något sätt är detta "framsteg". Fråga mig inte hur. Ställ inga följdfrågor. Bergspredikan något-något. Ja, inte vet jag.

Curiosity killed Schrödinger´s cat

 

Why haven´t we been told this before? Seriously.

Is God Needed to Collapse the Wave Function?

Late stage capitalism

 

Also known as Pissmaxxing. I associate drinking your own urine with a certain neo-Nazi quasi-Theosophical cultist in Sweden, but naah, it´s a global subculture. Because of course it is. Haven´t seen the whole thing (yet) so good luck with this content, LOL. 

Splashdown

 

Artemis II (or was it Orion) is back on Earth. Meanwhile, the trolling and low IQ disinfo on various social media platforms about the Moon mission is off the scales. I frankly wonder if sheer resentment is part of the picture? Imagine being jealous of some crazy ass nigga who flew around the Moon, I mean, dude!  

Sunt förnuft

 

Rubrik i Aftonbladet. Det som hände var förstås att läkaren rättkönade patienten... 

It´s officially over

 

Yes, Trump actually tweeted this on Truth Social: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

Allah? I assumed Waheguru was the only true god. Seriously, though, I think it´s officially over now. If the war against the Iranian regime is legitimate, I say it´s high time for a new war leader. And if it isn´t...well!

Still, I wonder how his Christian Nationalist supporters react? Not at all, it seems, since Trump´s Pravda (Breitbart) calls the tweet "blunt, unambiguous and straight to the point". 

Praise be to Allah. If you pardon my Quranic Arabic.    

Cross-references aren´t divinely inspired, you fuckheads

 

This is *really* low IQ, or perhaps an early April Fool´s joke? Or is there a "Christian" version of Reddit? 

Anyone who takes this seriously deserves a punch in the face. Modern cross-references doesn´t fucking prove that God wrote the Bible. Anymore than ditto footnotes or maps of Paul´s journeys. Note also that the Bible is said to have 66 books. Ahem, yeah, so about that...that´s the Protestant version of the canon, you morons, which isn´t even original.

So the "research" was simply to program a computer with all the standard (Protestant) Biblical cross-references? You know, the ones put there by a 21st century editor. "The Bible Code" wasn´t true either, but at least it wasn´t this lazy! The skeptics had to do *some* legwork on that one.

Somebody should be fired for this.   

New Bible analysis uncovers thousands of clues suggesting scripture written by God

Jerry Springer Show IRL

 

Some crazy shit going viral just now. Just another day in an Oklahoma court house? 

Sizzling

 

This must be some kind of next level trolling. Supposedly, an unnamed Hollywood actor claims to be 400 years old. He is also a ghostly paranormal stalker?! Note the bizarre legal disclaimer. Ahem, does the TikToker really think anyone will try to sue her? MAYBE IT´S A TRUE STORY!!!

And then, maybe not. Even the Christian content-creator (the Black brother to the left) is unconvinced, and I know for a fact he is "pro-paranormal". He warns the Hollywood actor (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) that he (the actor) will "be sizzling" for eternity...

Indeed. Or, to use another colloquial expression, "be sent south of Purgatory"!  

Entropy of the brain

 

Take a Boltzmann brain and combine it with a form of Last Thursdayism and voilà, you get some crazy shit about the laws of thermodynamics being wrong. OK, I also want them to be wrong, but not if the price to pay is some even more insane stuff á la Herr Boltzmann. 

Modern science at its worst? Bring back the luminiferous aether, I say!