A review of "The Bike that Butt Fxxked Me (Gay Dildo Bike Erotica)" by Roxie Feurouge
This is a very, very bizarre product. And according to
the product page stats, customers who checked it out also like to watch (or
rather consume) the World's Largest Gummy Worm and the World's Largest
Gummybear (Pineapple flavour). I feel spied upon. By the NSA? I just looked at
those very product pages, without even knowing about Roxie's bike erotica. In
my defence, I wish to point out that I was directed to these pages by an
external site. OK, let me guess. The statistics about the pornography-pineapple
connection are based on exactly two Amazon browsers, me and the lady over at
the Worst Things blog? Sheesh!
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