Showing posts with label What the Fuck is Joe Smoking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What the Fuck is Joe Smoking. Show all posts

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Deep fake

 

- Nej, vi är faktiskt verkliga...

Läs innan AB låser skiten. Liknande konspirationsteorier har ju även framförts om Biden. Men dessa lyftes förstås inte i Aftonbladet...  

Bisarra detaljen avslöjar Putin

Friday, May 10, 2024

The betrayal


Will Joe Biden become the first US president who betrays Israel? Note that a "former" anti-Israeli activist has a top position at Biden´s National Security Council! Completely bizarre.

The most "charitable" interpretation is that the Biden Administration wants to "balance" Israel, Hamas and Fatah. Good luck with that.   

"Impeach Joe Biden for withholding arms from Israel"

Biden´s NSC Intel Director is a "former" radical anti-Israeli activist

Thursday, February 8, 2024

Friday, June 2, 2023

The people are retarded

 



The first clip is the classic in which crazy quilt cult commander Osho calls democracy "rule by the people, for the people, of the people...but the people are retarded". 

The second clip is supposedly an AI-generated commercial for orange juice narrated by a deep fake "Donald Trump"...

Not sure what these clips have in common, and if so why I´m posting them here, but there you go.

PS. The AI account also posted a fake commercial for ice cream featuring Joe Biden!

Saturday, April 9, 2022

Alabama takes on globo*pedo*


Alabama takes on globo*pedo*. From Breitbart News. The failure of feminists and leftists to defend children against Big Pharma, Big Shrink and god knows what else (globo grooming?), has led to a situation in which Southern Republicans (!) can hypocritically put themselves forward as "defenders of children´s rights". Not to mention the right of female athletes...

"We will not let out-of-state liberals tell us what to do"

"Biden Administration should stay in their lane"


Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Javanka, come back, all is forgiven


Yuge if true. Biden is either delusional (during a potential shooting war with Russia) or he is actually revealing some kind of US military secrets here! Either way, time is running out for him. 

Since I assume neither Biden nor Harris have *that* much power, maybe it´s time for whoever is really running the show to step forward and fucking do something. Hell, take back Jared Kushner and Ivanka if that´s what it takes!  

White House clarifies Joe Biden´s claim US troops training Ukrainians in Poland

Monday, February 14, 2022

Wild, wild West

Credit: The Onion 

Another example of why the West is the best. After all, in America we don´t permit drunken mobs to stone people to death for blasphemy. 

We just cancel them from the web, let the local school district track them, report them for "terrorism" to the federal government, fire them, put them on no-fly lists, stop them from having a bank account, deny them health care, and laugh at them when they jump from the Golden Gate bridge. 

And it´s not the "blasphemy". It´s the SCIENCE DENIAL!!! 

But sure, they can always create their own Twitter, whatever. I mean, it´s not a human right to get served by private corporations. Or not being hounded by the federal authorities. Cuz reasons.

Pakistan should learn from our example. Or they can call their Chinese allies and get some pro tips (we did). 

Mob in Pakistan stones mentally unstable man to death for blasphemy

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Inga krigarkungar, precis


Sverige är ett av de länder som försöker provocera fram ett krig med Ryssland i Ukraina. Under tiden vet Säpo inte vem som uppehåller sig i *statsministerns egen bostad*. Nå, vi kan väl hoppas att de har bättre säkerhet kring förbanden på Gotland. Eller ÖB:s bostad...

Ett annat land som absolut vill starta krig med ryssarna heter som bekant USA. De är på hugget mot gulingarna också, alltså de där gulingarna som fortfarande är rödingar. 

Jag kanske har fel, men visst är det så att USA försöker tvångsvaccinera alla sina soldater och dessutom sänkt deras ersättning? USA:s ÖB - presidenten - är senildement och är antagligen mer förvirrad än Boris Jeltsin när det begav sig. Några större krigiska framgångar har han ju inte. Men okej, han har skrivit under ett presidentdekret om att pojkar ska få tillträde till flickors omklädningsrum i skolgympan, om pojkarna påstår sig vara flickor. 

Att placera ut NATO-trupper i Ukraina är ungefär som att placera ut sovjetiska kärnvapenmissiler på Cuba Libre. Inte världens smartaste idé. (Observera förresten att det var Kubas "eget val" att ta dit missilerna.) Men jag hade kanske känt mig *lite* säkrare om den som skramlar med pickadollerna hetat John F Kennedy. Eller Winston Churchill. Eller t.o.m. Karl XII.

Men när Joe Biden, "Magda" och några töntiga liberala stridspittar i DN eller Aftonbladet gör det, är det mest bara pinsamt.

Eller jäkligt skrämmande...     

Kritik mot säkerheten kring Andersson (S): "Väldigt allvarligt"

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

This is how winning looks like

 



Tired of winning yet? Some excerpts from Joe Biden´s speech announcing the end of the war in Afghanistan. 

When the Soviet Union withdrew in 1989, the event heralded the end of the Soviet empire. It was gone by 1991. Now, the US withdraws from the same Allah-forsaken country. Does this mean that the American empire will be gone by 2023? Biden sounds pathetic when he promises continued confrontation with China and Russia. Yeah, whatever, Joe. Come to think of it, Biden is just as half-dead as Chernenko, and just as weak as Gorbachev. 

Afghanistan is CURSED. Now, both superpowers have died trying to conquer that particular territory. Had I been a Maoist, I would have been almost impressed! 

There are many lessons to learn here. One seems to be the limitations of modern warfare. After all, ancient empires had no problem taking Aghanistan. Remember Alexander the Great and Bactria? Or the Persians? Or the Muslims? So how come the USSR and the USA failed? Another, even more important lesson: don´t let the Deep State take over your foreign policy, don´t arm Muslim fundamentalists, don´t do - you know - 9/11 and shit. Like that wasn´t an inside job. Lesson three might be Samuel Huntington- multipolar world - something something. I don´t think Amerik(w)a is in any shape or form ready to confront the Russian Federation or the PRC. They probably can´t even conquer Grenada at this point. 

Final thing: ironic that Biden talks about "girls" in the second video clip, since he no longer knows what a "girl" is. You know, locker rooms and stuff. But sure, if the United States accepts Japan, India and ´Nam as equal partners, I suppose they *might* be able to confront China (Aussie don´t count no more). Who knows, maybe Silicon Valley can escape unionization by off shoring itself to New Delhi...

But I´m digressing. Tired of winning yet?  

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

They can still troll Joe Biden


Donald Trump got banned by Twitter. My alter ego seems to have been de facto blocked by this god-forsaken site, as well. Meanwhile, the Taliban are allowed to tweet! OK, good, this way they can continue trolling Joe Biden (who also has a Twitter account, btw)...

Taliban allowed to remain on Twitter

Friday, August 13, 2021

Kandahar has fallen


Good riddance, Afghanistan, the game was great as long as it lasted. Well, not really. The decent left must be angry now, 20 years of shit for nothing, the indecent liberals even angrier. Ironic that it happens on Biden´s watch!

We should have let the Russians finish the job... 

Monday, July 26, 2021

The Donald versus Sleepy Joe: A case study

 




Trump versus Biden. Who would you rather vote for? A guy who pretends to be crazy, and a guy who actually is senile. The irony, though, is that despite Trump´s vulgarity and bluster, *he* signed the deal to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan, effectively handing over the country to the Taliban. At the time, the libs tried to stop him (the Russian bounty hoax). Also, Obama (and hence Biden) probably drone striked more villages in far away "stans" than Trump ever did. 

Had Trump been the real deal, rather than the fraud he clearly was, all his threats and bluster could be seen as a masterly tactical move to keep the conservative voter base happy (and the Russians and Chinese unsure of his intentions á la the Mad Man Doctrine), while actually withdrawing from a select number of geopolitical hotspots that has become undefensible. 

A course of action that´s probably quite wise, all things considered...

Instead, we got a bunch of really weird gyrations (OK, they are not exclusively Trump´s fault - the entire US federal apparatus seems to be in a state of permanent chaos and presumably clique-regulatory capture), and now, Biden is set to do the same thing, but without the Mad Man vulgarity as cover...

The US has done some incredibly stupid and criminal things, for instance setting the stage for the entire al-Qaeda and ISIS situation, but I´m not sure whether an American defensive stampede is really the best alternative. If Russia and China can´t stabilize the situation, who can? 

And even if they can, is a world dominated by the backers of Iran, Myanmar and North Korea really so much better than a world dominated by the backers of Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Alex Navalny...