Thursday, August 30, 2018
Call out the drones
Wait a sec… A nefarious, evil, invasive HOUSE SPARROW, with a product description in French??!! Wild “Republic” (make that Empire) just sold us down the river. The Moselle river, presumably. Somebody should convene the House Sparrow Un-American Activities Committee, and get ready to punish these vile European invaders by sending out Bald Eagles as drones! What's next, I wonder? Toy starlings? Toy cowbirds? Toy quiche, even???