Overheard on the internets: "I believed in Aliens until the government told me they're real....now I think it´s all an elaborate hoax".
Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Bugman is real
"The Nordics look like a regular Swedish guy". As opposed to the Insectoids, who look like a bugman. They have retrieved these creatures from crashed extraterrestrial craft and are trying to breed them with humans.
This is apparently in the recently released UFO files?! WTF.
It also happens to be really existing (fringe) UFO lore. Isn´t it strange that it´s confirmed, almost word for word, by the US military? The plausible deniability seems to be that it´s the report of one man (a supposed CIA-employed scientist) and hence can´t be blamed on the official US military.
Why are they releasing this stuff at all? A distraction from Epstein and Iran? A weird signal to our enemies? Or some kind of psy-op directed at the domestic public? If the latter, it strikes me as a bit daring...
I mean, what if people get into their heads that the same people who were eating babies on Epstein Island are breeding alien-human hybrids on Area 51? In 2026, that doesn´t sound like a very safe scenario.
But what the fuck do I know.
The government confirms knowledge
This is from 2025, I actually linked to the New York Post article once before. Funny how *this* wasn´t as hyped as the recent "UFO disclosures", hmmm...
If true, the US military didn´t just lie to the public but also to its own people in order to cover up secret military programs. The lie in question being that UFOs and aliens are real.
I happen to think that this conspiracy theory (a kind of "the conspiracy is the conspiracy" scenario) probably is true. The military secretely promotes belief in extraterrestrials to cloak their own stealth bombers. That being said, why did they disclose the information? And why now? The public may not be interested, but surely somebody somewhere is paying attention. Russians and Chinese, for starters.
But then, maybe the confusion is part of their tactics and hence quite deliberate. We´re not supposed to know what the heck to believe. Of course, the smoke screens may also come in handy if and when *actual* evidence for UFOs is discovered...and has to be covered up. Which it most certainly will be.
The rest of us know it´s the fairies, yes?
Pentagon planted UFO conspiracy theories
Lore
Did the US government just release files "confirming" the existence of four kinds of aliens: Insectoids, Greys, Reptilians and Nordics? All retrieved from crashed UFOs. HA HA HA. Yeah, I´m sure that´s what happened.
They aren´t aliens, bozos. They are DAKINIS. And I don´t think the CIA knows shit about them!
Hard to believe
With all due respecc to this dude (the Catholic content-creator), why is this easier to believe if mentioned in a 2,500 year old scripture? I mean, it obviously doesn´t work, does it?
Gamla nyheter
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Märklig rubrik i Aftonbladet just nu: "Den nya högern har knappast en vän i påven". Nähä. Thanx for noticing...
I got your ass
Great Tartaria and the Mud Flood is one of the silliest conspiracy theories on-line, at least in its current iteration. The whole thing looks like a conscious parody of Erich von Däniken. Maybe it *is* a next level LARP?
Däniken pointed to various ancient monuments *outside Europe* and wondered who could have built them. Aliens, maybe? The people who believe (or pretend to believe) in the Mud Flood point to modern Western architecture (sometimes as recent as the early or mid 20th century) and gasp in wonder. "Surely, only Giants could have built this?!" There is apparently a video on-line called "Tartarian Wales", which claims that the Cardiff Central Station must be the remnants of an unknown but very advanced civilization!
At the same time, there is *something* fascinating even about this utter insanity. It could be seen as a strange metaphor for the decline of modern civilization. The idea seems to be that we´re not smart enough to have built all the large buildings around us, and simply moved in when the original creators (the Giants) were wiped out in a mysterious cataclysm. Obviously, we have to deny this, claiming *we* built everything. Our entire civilization is really primitive and built on a gigantic lie - and we´re all in on it.
This is a *very* distorted picture of the true state of affairs, isn´t it? Indeed, in 200 years, maybe something like this will be un-ironic orthodoxy among the few remaining savages...
Monday, May 25, 2026
Where have all the people gone?
Styx says that it isn´t a great mystery why birth rates are falling. I disagree. Birth rates are falling all over the world. I assume #MeToo or feminism doesn´t exist in, say, Niger? The cause of the demographic crisis must be global. None of the factors he mentions fits the bill, not even overcrowding. Many "Third World" nations are clearly more overcrowded than the Western ones, yet their birth rates (while falling) are still above replacement level. Again: Niger.
I admit I have no idea why the birth rates are falling, including in areas where they "shouldn´t". It´s almost as if the Moon does eat people, or something.
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