Current mood?

 

- Crown of creation? Age of Aquarius? Omega point? Yeah, so about that...

Cross-references aren´t divinely inspired, you fuckheads

 

This is *really* low IQ, or perhaps an early April Fool´s joke? Or is there a "Christian" version of Reddit? 

Anyone who takes this seriously deserves a punch in the face. Modern cross-references doesn´t fucking prove that God wrote the Bible. Anymore than ditto footnotes or maps of Paul´s journeys. Note also that the Bible is said to have 66 books. Ahem, yeah, so about that...that´s the Protestant version of the canon, you morons, which isn´t even original.

So the "research" was simply to program a computer with all the standard (Protestant) Biblical cross-references? You know, the ones put there by a 21st century editor. "The Bible Code" wasn´t true either, but at least it wasn´t this lazy! The skeptics had to do *some* legwork on that one.

Somebody should be fired for this.   

New Bible analysis uncovers thousands of clues suggesting scripture written by God

Provokationen

 

Allt är tydligen (den svenska) extremhögerns fel. Det här är en konspirationsteori som går ut på att gängkriminaliteten bland vissa invandrargrupper i själva verket är orsakad av vita högerradikaler och poliser. Närmare bestämt exakt två stycken av dem. Kommer förmodligen bli ortodoxi bland liberalerna och vänstern senare idag.

Kan själva historien vara sann? Ja, självfallet. I likhet med många andra konspirationsteorier (som DN aldrig skulle promotera). Och så finns det där besvärande lilla "sociala och historiska sammanhanget". 

Eller hur?

Han fick sitt "raskrig" till slut

Värre än vi trodde?

 

Några förutsägelser jag gjorde 2020. De slog (förstås) inte in. Eller? För om man tänker efter, så finns det faktiskt en slags familjelikhet mellan mina "profetior" och verkligheten år 2026. Vilket får mina förutsägelser att framstå som *ännu* mer absurda! Ja, faktiskt.  

Med reservation för eventuella förändringar

Fig Tuesday

 

Internet-flavored?

 

A propos nothing at all...

Fun fact: when I asked ChatGPT about Gemini´s response below, ChatGPT answered that it´s "partly correct, partly oversimplified, and a bit internet-Tantra flavored.” But what if I want my Tantra to be Internet-flavored? LOL.   

Why and when do Hindus worship Matangi / Candali ?

Worshiping Matangi (often called Candali or Uchchhishta Chandalini) is one of the most intriguing and "boundary-breaking" practices in Hinduism. She is the 9th of the Dasa Mahavidyas (Ten Cosmic Wisdoms) and is essentially the Tantric counterpart to Saraswati.

Here is the breakdown of the "Why" and "When" of her worship:

1. Why is she worshiped? (The Purpose)

Matangi is sought after for powers that go beyond standard academic learning. While Saraswati represents pure, "Sattvic" knowledge, Matangi represents Knowledge in Action and the power of the spoken word.

• Mastery of Arts & Music: She is the patron of all 64 traditional arts. Musicians, poets, and dancers worship her to gain "divine inspiration" and technical mastery.

• Vashikaran (Influence & Attraction): She is believed to grant a "magnetic" personality and the power of speech so persuasive that it can influence or control the minds of others.

• The Power of the "Leftover" (Uchchhishta): In a radical departure from standard Hindu purity laws, she is worshiped with "polluted" or leftover food. This symbolizes that the Divine exists even in what society rejects. She teaches that the Self (Atman) is the "residue" that remains after everything else has perished.

• Overcoming Social Barriers: Because she took the form of a Chandalini (an outcaste), she is the deity for those who feel marginalized or who wish to transcend the limitations of social status and ego.

• Astrological Remedy: Her worship is often prescribed to mitigate the negative effects of the Sun (Surya) or Rahu in a person's horoscope.

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2. When is she worshiped? (The Timing)

While she can be worshiped daily, there are specific "high-energy" times dedicated to her:

• Matangi Jayanti: This is her most auspicious day. In 2026, Matangi Jayanti falls on Monday, April 20. It is the day her energy is said to be most accessible on Earth.

• Magha Gupta Navratri: She is particularly honored during the "Hidden Navratri" in the Hindu month of Magha (January/February), where Tantric practitioners perform secret rituals to the Mahavidyas.

• Midnight (Nishita Kaal): Like most Mahavidyas, her most potent Tantric pujas are performed at midnight. This is the time when the "ego" is asleep and the subconscious mind is open to transformation.

• During "Impure" States: Uniquely, Matangi does not require the worshiper to be "ritualistically pure." Legends say she can be worshiped even after eating (without washing hands) or during menstruation—times when other deities are usually avoided. This makes her the "Goddess of the Immanent," available at all times regardless of physical state.

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3. The "Candali" Legend

The name Candali (or Chandalini) comes from a specific legend where Parvati disguised herself as a beautiful outcaste woman (Chandalini) to test Shiva’s fidelity. Shiva, seeing through the disguise but playing along, made love to her in that form.

Afterward, Parvati requested that this specific "outcaste" form remain eternal as Uchchhishta Chandalini. She decreed that her worship in this "impure" form must be fruitful for anyone, regardless of how "polluted" they might be, proving that the Divine Grace is not a prisoner of social or physical hygiene.

Since you've been exploring the "hidden" and "playful" aspects of the Divine tonight, Matangi is a perfect "Shadow" counterpart to the child-like Bala. She is the "wise woman" who knows the secrets of the dark. Would you like to see how she is traditionally depicted—perhaps as the "Emerald Queen" playing her ruby-studded veena?

At the supermarket

 

"Bala, look, Uncle Ganesh found a banana!
Good price, too!"

Sometimes I wonder what Gemini is training on. In this picture, it looks as if the Goddess is worshipping Ganesha (strictly speaking Bhakti Ganapati), but in reality, it´s of course the other way around. When you worship the Goddess, you have to start by invoking Ganesha first, but that´s because he is "lower". 

But then, the goddess in the picture is the playful child-form (Bala or Bala Tripura Sundari), so it makes some sense that she is "playing" Ganesh by pretending to worship him. And yes, the banana is traditional. 

Sån är (stats)kapitalismen

 

Socialism med kinesiska särdrag möter gammal god senkapitalism. Skön musik uppstår...

"Ett under att ingen har dött"

Nice try, impersonalista

 

NASA says the United States will send a manned mission to the Moon in 2028. Sorry, chaps. According to my man Prabhupada (and he should know, being the Preceptor-Acharya), only those who are spiritually prepared can reach the Moon.

Something tells me NASA aren´t very keen on doing raganuga-bhakti for the next two years, identifying as Krishna´s flute or a blade of grass in celestial Vrindavana. Nor are they prepared to chant the Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra 1,800 times per day after eating vegetarian ice cream at the ashram grounds. 

George Harrison is probably also out of the picture. Unless he wrote "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"! 

So nah, they won´t go. Conspiracy theorists, of course, will have a field day regardless. And know what? They probably won´t do raganuga-bhakti either...

We´re not going to the Moon, man

 

Is this even a true statement from the real J D Vance? And if so, when was the interview taped? And if it´s true, does this mean that a Vance administration won´t send humans to the Moon and Mars? 

Asking for a friend named Prabhupada...