Friday, August 31, 2018
Somebody please call Tolkien's estate
A review of "The Orc Chief´s Virgin Tribute (Orc Erotica)" by somebody named Christie. Apparently, Orc erotica is a thriving genre.
Welcome, my fighting Uruk-hai. I wonder whether somebody has called Tolkien's estate about this? Surely, Orcs are copyrighted by Christopher Tolkien or somebody. Are they really in the public domain? Or is there a secret understanding between the author and the dark side faction of L.O.T.R. fandom? From the same writer who gave us “Taken by the Pterodactyl”, “Mounted by the Gryphon” and “Ravished by the Triceratops”. Seriously, Christie, get a life, ha ha.