Showing posts with label Sthaneshwar Timalsina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sthaneshwar Timalsina. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2022

The wild side of Advaita Vedanta

 



Jnaneshwar (or Dnyaneshwar) was a 13th century Hindu mystic who supposedly wrote an extensive commentary on the Bhagavad Gita already as a teenager. Known as the Jnanesvari (or Dnyneshwari), it´s apparently the earliest preserved text in the Marathi language. I haven´t read it (an English translation exists, my Marathi being admittedly somewhat rusty), but I´m sure it could be interesting. All-knowing Wikipedia describes Jnaneshwar´s worldview as Advaita Vedanta, but there seems to have been much more going on. Think Nath fakirs, Tantrism, Hatha Yoga, that kind of hands-on stuff, not the serene meditation exercises we Westerners (rightly or wrongly) associate with Advaita. 

The link below goes to an excerpt from the Gita commentary, dealing with kundalini. It is...wild. Even for a teenager! Assuming a yogic posture, the entire body of the practitioner begins to shake violently as the life-force cleanses it, the cleansing being very concrete in nature ("it expels the bodily secretions", "reduces the fat", and so on). In plain English, you shit, vomit and shake uncontrollably. Then, kundalini awakens: "The fire arising from it spreads upwards and downwards and begins to consume the flesh. Not only does it do this, however, but it consumes the fleshy tissue of the heart also. It attacks the palms of the hands and the soles of the feet, penetrates the upper parts and passing through them it searches out the joints of the limbs. It does not leave its place in the lower body but draws the vitality from the nails, and cleansing the skin causes it to cleave to the bones. It cleanses the hollow of the bones, scours the inner recesses of the heart and withers the hair of the body. It drains the ocean of the seven bodily humours, parches the whole of the body and brings about a state of intense heat."

The physical body is transformed and becomes golden, while the yogi gets supernatural powers. He can even read the minds of ants! Then, another stunning transformation takes place, as the body of the practitioner becomes "like air" (transparent?) and eventually disappears altogether, merging into "Shiva" or "Brahman". The text seems to be saying that it´s impossible to know what this means ontologically speaking, perhaps an attempt to compromise between non-dualism and dualism? Note also that throughout the text, it´s supposed to be Krishna himself who is speaking to Arjuna. 

Jnaneshwar passed away (or passed on) at the age of 21, after voluntarily chosing to leave his mortal body through deep meditative absorption. I suppose a skeptic might wonder whether he was a real person at all, or just the figment of a later hagiographer´s imagination...

Maybe he wanted it that way. 

Saturday, April 2, 2022

May the ananda be with you

 


Our old friend, the Tantric joker Professor Timalsina, has something to say about suffering and "ananda" (bliss). As a good Tantrika, he naturally believes that the world is really composed of the latter... 

Monday, November 8, 2021

Just start dating, boys


Sthaneshwar Timalsina is a professor of comparative religion at some American university, specializing in Tantrism. Timalsina is orginally from Nepal. He is also a Tantrika himself...

This interview with Timalsina, made by Vaishali Shah (of whom I know next to nothing) is seemingly boring, until you actually start listening. It turns out that the professor is something of a joker, while Vaishali quickly drops all pretensions of deference to the guru, asking him some pretty aggressive questions. Yes, she wants to know more about Tantric sex and black magic, and says that people on her chat want Timalsina to give them a mantra so they can get lucky in love! (Translation into even more explicit English: get laid.) The Nepalese scholar´s answer is priceless: instead of getting a mantra, perhaps people should just start dating? :D 

Indeed, it seems that Timalsina spends a good portion of the conversation trying to deflect all the "Tantric questions" from Vaishali (and the chat)! Perhaps this man should seriously consider running for office? 

Some other highlights...

When Indians think of Tantrism, they think of black magic, as in some guy trying to hurt his neighbors by sacrificing a chicken in the dead of night. When Westerners think of Tantrism, they always think of sex. Timalsina wonders aloud if Westerners are particularly repressed on sexual matters? A priceless comment from a guy who is evidently a professor in California! *What* sexual inhibitions?! 

Hindu civilization is Tantric and comes from the Agamas. For instance, all the beautiful Hindu temples. Tantric all. So Tantrism isn´t just about drinking alcohol and having sex.

The professor denies drinking and having ritual sex. "I follow a different path".

Timalsina loves the Sanskrit language, and even wrote a book entirely in Sanskrit. He admits that it wasn´t exactly a best-seller. Translating Agamas into English is very difficult, though, since every word in Sanskrit can have at least four or five different meanings! (We heard *this* one before, haven´t we, fam?)

When Timalsina was a teacher in Nepal, presumably at a gurukula, he was harassed by Maoists, who beat him up and threatened to kill him. In this way, he overcame his fear. 

Tantrism is good for women and children. By overcoming fear, they wouldn´t be abused so often.

People should study Advaita Vedanta instead of hating on it.

Not sure if this is your cup of very black spiced tea, but I found this at least somewhat interesting...