Happy holiday

Down with Santa Claus

May Santa become unemployed
Santa, the slick capitalist
Who bribes us with his commercialist gifts

Abolish Santa Claus
In favour of the Christmas Dog
The dog that can bark "Happy Holiday"
The Christmas Dog is a true friend
Of the children
And of all progressive mankind

He was present when Aurora fired
At the Winter Palace
With his barks, he led the cavalry charges
Of Budyonny
He was present when Little Father
Exterminated the kulaks as a class
And gave gifts to the children

Santa was a kulak
Down with Santa Claus
May Santa become unemployed
The slick capitalist NEPman,
Who bribes us with his commercialist gifts!

(With apologies to my high school buddies)