Cooking the books

Believe it or not, but I haven't always been Ashtar Command. In my younger days, I actually took courses in double-entry bookkeeping! If I ever decide to take up that line of work again, I will surely hang a portrait of my illustrious forebear Fra Luca Pacioli above my office desk. In fact, I'm pretty similar in appearence to the unknown man standing behind the friar. A proud heritage, yes? I'm sure my employer (the All-Knowing Controller) will understand...