Monday, August 13, 2018

A modest proposal



Review of "Invasive Pythons in the United States: Ecology of an Introduced Predator" 

Invasive pythons of ONE species SOMEWHERE in southern FLORIDA???

That's obviously a clear and present danger!!!

I believe the UN Security Council should pass a resolution on this matter. If the Russians, the Chinese and the French veto the reasonable US proposals, USAF should take unilateral action. Napalm, perhaps?

Or...we could simply put the whole thing in perspective. I mean, we're talking about the South here, a veritable haven for alligators, killer bees, fire ants and Dixiecrats. A few invasive pythons eating feral cats in the Everglades aren't going to make much difference. It's payback time, Tibbles!

For these reasons, Madame Chairperson, the Burmese delegate to the Security Council will vote "no" to resolution 666.

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