These creatures have been SET ASIDE

A fake review of "A Field Guide to Grasshoppers, Katytids and Crickets of the United States", posted at Amazon in 2009. As usual, the bug-collectors were not amused - 15 non-helpfuls (at least). 

These creatures were used by our Lord to punish the heathens of Egypt. They have been SET ASIDE.

I ADVISE ALL ROSY-CHEEKED TEENAGERS TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS SUBJECT!!!