Monday, August 27, 2018

The perils of free enterprise




Amazon actually paired "The Bikes that Fxxked Us (Dildo Bike, Group Bisexual, Sex Erotica)" with a lot of normal products. Somebody at the company was trolling, I´m sure! Naturally, I had to comment...

This product, the title of which (perhaps) speaks for itself, has been paired with the Christian book "Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children", the decidedly non-Christian DVD "Nude House Cleaning: Top to Bottom", a CD that supposedly clears you from the (non-existent) Morgellon's disease if you listen to it, and a huge whale dildo humorously called "Moby's Dick". And, of course, our favourite: the teddybear-sized gummybear with pineapple flavour! Well, at least it's good to know that *some* useless products will disappear together with cheap oil and gas... I'm probably gonna miss the pineapple gummybears, though.

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