Tuesday, August 7, 2018

HE KILLED THE PLASTIC DINOSAURS!!!



I posted this on Amazon in 2009 to troll Star Wars fans. Yes, it worked. Only 3 out of 22 helpful votes! 

He he. This is funny. Like everyone who grew up during the 1970's and 1980's, I also played with Star Wars toys. So did you. Indeed, you might still be doing it, for all I know!

Me and my best friend didn't have "the emperor", so in our version Darth Vader was in charge. He was a crazy, genocidal butcher and the supreme leader of the VADER REVOLUTION. His storm troopers and assorted others attacked and killed all the plastic dinosaurs and reptiles. It was completely nihilistic. I think he was ultimately defeated by the Green Plastic Crocodile, who became the next president (?!). I no longer remember what happened to Darth in our version. I think he absconded. The toy figure had lost its black mantle, and was no longer fun - I mean, Darth looked nude. He was succeeded by Imperial Storm Trooper (the red one), but the revolution was never the same again...

It could have worked as a Marvel Comics, though. Not.

:-D

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