A review of "The North American Guide to Poisonous Plants and Mushrooms" by Nancy J Turner.
Is your rapture-ready, snake-handling fundamentalist neighbour demanding
that you take care of his snakes once he's gone with the wind? I'm sure this
book contains selected "snake potions" you can use to solve the
problem.
Have a problem with door-to-door salesmen who want to sell you some offer from a fast food chain? Treat them to some of your own "fast food". Flying agaric, anyone?
Does your colleague at work insist on bringing his little poodle Topsy, creating havoc outside your office? This book contains a whole line of dog foods that could prove useful. Indeed, with the aid of best blend mushrooms you're sure to solve all work-related problems. Just don't serve them to the employer!
Are the freshmen further down the dorm pestering you with really bad Euro-disco or Swedish pop music? Nothing a little piece of toadstool can't take care of, I'm sure.
And what about all these annoying, fake "reviewers" in obvious violation of the customer guidelines, especially the notorious shill calling himself Ashtar Command? Unfortunately, I don't think any North American poisonous weeds works on that guy.
North Korean A-bombs might do the trick, though. The pesky, little liberal!
Have a problem with door-to-door salesmen who want to sell you some offer from a fast food chain? Treat them to some of your own "fast food". Flying agaric, anyone?
Does your colleague at work insist on bringing his little poodle Topsy, creating havoc outside your office? This book contains a whole line of dog foods that could prove useful. Indeed, with the aid of best blend mushrooms you're sure to solve all work-related problems. Just don't serve them to the employer!
Are the freshmen further down the dorm pestering you with really bad Euro-disco or Swedish pop music? Nothing a little piece of toadstool can't take care of, I'm sure.
And what about all these annoying, fake "reviewers" in obvious violation of the customer guidelines, especially the notorious shill calling himself Ashtar Command? Unfortunately, I don't think any North American poisonous weeds works on that guy.
North Korean A-bombs might do the trick, though. The pesky, little liberal!
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