If this is a diplomatic mission, where is the ambassador?

A review of "Falun Gong: The Force is With Us" 

This is an entertaining and zany article on Falun Gong, written by a non-alien entity named ME Brines. The author, who claims to be a former intelligence operative at the very highest levels of insecurity clearance, argues that the Chinese New Religious Movement constitutes a clear and present danger to global stability as we know it. Their goal? A Chinese Neo-Nazi Machtübernahme under literal swastikas. Then, genocidal butchering pure and simple will commence.

ME's article is written in an old school skeptic blasphemous style, comparing Falun Gong to the Jedi Order in “Star Wars” (Brines must have confused the Jedi with the Sith!), spiced with equally old school anti-Communism and anti-cult alarmism. All in all, a real tour de force (pun intended). The other reviewers believe that the talented Mr Brines works for Office 6-10, a special ops division of Red China's regime fanatically devoted to combat Falung Gong. A more likely scenario is that the author simply writes for his own higher amusement!

Not *really* recommended, but since neither Mao Zedong, Falun Gong nor the Dalai Lama was ever my cup of romantic Chinese tea, I will give “The Force is with us” five stars to restore some cosmic balance around here…