Monday, July 27, 2020

Lolbertarian confusion



Libertarians are confused after the God-Emperor (you know, Trump) decided to send federal marshals to Portland to straighten out the local ANTIFAs. Styx (the guy in the clip above) argues that libertarians can support Trump´s actions. 

Except, of course, that they can´t. 

If the night watchman state can´t protect your ass, then it´s essentially grassed. You can´t ask *the Departement for Homeland Security*, established by George W Bush under the Patriot Act, to bail you out. This is known as "cheating" and simply shows that libertarianism is LOL-bertarianism and just a meme ideology at this point, unable to cope with the world IRL. 

Libertarians have two options in the 100 days ahead. One is to oppose the GEOTUS as he is preparing to send even more federal police officers (and perhaps military) to Portland, Seattle and other cities where the ANTIFAs are running amuck. Or they can rethink their libertarianism, and rejoin the rest of humanity. 

That choice shouldn´t be hard. 

50 comments:

  1. A Twitter campaign underway to make Tulsi Gabbard Kanye's running mate. If thid would happen Kim Kardashian would have another meltdown since Tulsi is more good-looking LOL

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  2. Tulsi had more followers on Instagram than actual voters...

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  3. Not sure why Kanye is considered to be an anti-Biden spoiler. He might steal Black voters from Trump! Kanye must leave race,take the knee before God-Emperor!

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  4. Plant the seeds at a secure location, come on, you don't want to miss this for the world. EVOLUTION IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.

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  5. Plant the CCP seeds, water it with hydroxichloroquine and deoxiribuneclionic acid, watch six-day creationism CONFIRMED as you CREATE NEW LIFE BY SALTATION!

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  6. Send mystery seeds and bottle of hydroxystyxochlorine to Kanye.

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  7. CCP PROVES LAMARCK AND LYSENKO WITH MYSTERY SEEDS

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  8. Unemployment benefits for workers in the US hit by corona to expire on Friday. Don't get me wrong but...can we get workers to riot in Portland? Working class incomes matters!

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  9. RECLAIMING MY TIME, WORKING CLASS INCOMES MATTERS.

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  10. Confiscate Bezos' fortune, give it to unemployed workers, Trump must make POWER MOVE, will win in landslide, 70% of votes!

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  11. Bezos purged me from Amazon, maybe Congress hearing will shed light on this?

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  12. Yesterday, Dems were fucked by AG Barr, now Dems are owning GOP in Big Tech hearing, this feels so 2020...

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  13. UBI or we riot. Deal? Also, we will *invite* police, National Guard to *join us*!

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  14. Downtown Portland is small fry, we have to make HEIST ON FORT KNOX.

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  15. Antifa, BLM are agents of globalism, useless fools, give me 100,000 unionized hardhats and some hundred braves, then I'll show you some quality action, Fort Knox next stop!

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  16. Lolbertarians to join Portland ANTIFA, when?

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  17. Trump trolling the woke suburban Karens with his anti-Black and anti-underclass decision on housing is, frankly, hilarious.

    Now the hypocrites have to choose!

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  18. Yes, there really is "systemic racism" in America, watch how all the virtue-signalling purple Karens turn from BLM chique to secret Trump voters in little under 100 days.

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  19. Trump became president today. He just clinched Pennsylvania suburbs. Now, make Rubio go full fake populist, pseudo-Catholic, anti-lockdown, win Southwest too!

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  20. Now, Biden must make Warren running mate, she can berate Karens in purple burbs to vote Dem despite Trump housing troll. If Biden selects incompetent race demagogue, Trump wins!

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  21. For the record, I always capitalized Black and White, didn't even know it was an issue.

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  22. Does anyone really believe that society will change cuz WaPo capitalizes some shit? Amerika had a mixed race Kenyan president for 8 years, what did that change?

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  23. Russia, Russia, Russia... Dems are back where they started. Ridiculous! Next week: "We want to see Trump's tax returns"

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  24. The Chad Populist versus the Virgin Russiagater.

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  25. Om 70% av den svenska journalistkåren är vänster, hur kommer det sig då att svenska medier låter som propagandaorgan för globo-liberal imperialism?

    Vänta...

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  26. Med en sådan vänster har i varje fall jag brutit.

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  27. Pinochet eller Peron? Det är alternativen.

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  28. Var glada för att det inte är Hitler eller Rommel, Hitler eller Stalin, Stern-ligan eller Arablegionen. Skitsvenska naiva skitvänster!

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  29. The Chad Bonaparte versus The Virgin Swedish Leftist Reporter.

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  30. Stalin (gamle Josef) hade skjutit alla svenska journalister, så varför är de så jäkla vänstervridna allihopa? Det måste vara ett annat slags vänster...

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  31. Akta er så inte de enda alternativen blir vitgardister och jakobiner...

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  32. Tror ni på fullt allvar att Sverige verkligen kommer "elektrifiera" och "klara omställningen" till fossilfritt? HA HA HA, okej okej vi säger så...

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  33. The Chad Prepper versus The Virgin Green Party voter.

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  34. The Chad Ascended Master versus the Virgin Bio-dynamic Farmer.

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  35. Tänk om de enda alternativen vore teosofi och antroposofi, ha ha, det hade varit kul...

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  36. Coalition government of national unity after 2020 elections?

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  37. Antifa are the stormtroopers of the Democratic Party, Chinese Communist Party. Just say it!

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  38. Told you not to mess with The Donald, kids. TikTok to be banned. Buy a puppy or something.

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  39. Why the hell is Jesus interested in this planet?

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  40. Broke: Postpone the POTUS elections.

    Woke: Have the POTUS elections on an EARLIER date.

    Bespoke: CANCEL the POTUS elections.

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  41. Galaxy Brain: Make Marco Rubio POTUS of national unity government, declare war on Denmark to liberate Greenland, make territorial demands on Honduras!

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  42. Fortfarande inget nytt från Spartacist League...

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  43. The Chad Cynic versus the Virgin Hypocrite. If status of suburbs becomes huge election issue...

    Will the Dem hypocrites secretely vote for the cynic Trump?

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  44. What if Biden selects White womyn for running mate? Imagine the furor in the media! Then, Warren will remind media that they are all DNC's bitches and should do what they are told. That speech will be EPIC!

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  45. Klobuchar would be even "better" , but I doubt it.

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