A super PAC known as Elect a New Congress wants the
"constitutional overthrow of the U.S. government" and a "new
American revolution". They also claim that Beyoncé and her husband Jay-Z
are Illuminati...
Well, I always suspected there was *something* strange about Beyoncé. I mean, she once worked with Lady Gaga, who was exposed as Illuminati by 16-year old whistleblower Sarah "Looney" at Youtube two years ago.
Not!
Frankly, I'm surprised by the large number of non-trolling citizens of the ex-Republic who believe in *this* particular conspiracy theory. Are we to believe these valiant fighters of the true grail, there is also a connection between the pop diva doing a triangle sign, and the fact that half of the lights in the Superdome went out shortly afterwards. This was apparently G-d showing his displeasure with the Satan worship of Madame Beyoncé?!
I knew Ms. Looney's parody was good, but I didn't know it was *that* good, LOL.
Presumably, there are no other problems to address this week? And no, I'm not talking about Mali, Syria, Iraq, the fiscal cap, the budget hat or the welfare hood. And definitely not about David Cameron's anti-EU speech (thank you, Dave).
I'm (of course!) referring to the Oreo Outage Tweet, the banned SodaStream ad, the cancellation of the Ricki Lake show, and the Ashtar Command's new string of wacky non-reviews. Oh, and the terrible technical problems in the Swedish Melody Festival.
So what's all this stuff about Beyoncé and Jay-Z? Sheesh, what are people thinking??? I'm almost inclined to believe that it's all a conspiracy, making us forget about the world's REAL problems!!!
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