At least I'm not drafted (yet)

Some months ago, I made the elementary mistake of participating in an online poll at a rather notorious Trümpenreich website. Since then, I've been getting peculiar messages from the Trump-Pence campaign. Donald Trump Jr wants to meet me for dinner in New York, while Eric Trump claims that Hillary Clinton wrote me off as a deplorable (me in particular). Donald Trump himself claims that he won the debate with Hillary, and asks me for a donation. Ahem, doesn't he have money of his own? Even more curiously, the messages aren't adressed to the real me, but to some guy with a distinctly English name, making me wonder whether I'm depriving some poor hard-working deplorable of the chance to meet The Donald's son for a lighter lunch...

But then, I suppose it could have been worse. I mean, I could have signed up with a Clintonista newsletter and been invited to leave for a proxy war in Syria!