There is no such thing as Peak Oil

There is no such thing as Peak Oil. There is only Peak Experience. There is no cause for alarm. Everything is Love, Peace and Understanding. Peak oil is the result of negative group think. Tune in to the Cosmic Christ and ye shall be saved.

Money will mysteriously appear on your Fannie Mae account, you will get great offers over the mail, and become customer no. One Million at Wal-Mart.

Or, if you like that better, you might become a 25-year old blond bombshell living in a big house just outside LA, driving some really hot wheels. You could also flex some muscle and become governor of California. Everything is within reach for those ready to apply the five principles of prosperity.

So what's all this stuff about "peak oil", "peak fish", "peak pike" or whatever? There is no such thing as Peak Oil. There is only Peak Experience.

Yeah, really.