The deal of the millennium, only at Amazon!

A review of "Winning 20 million dollars by mystical laws" by H Spencer Lewis 

This must be the deal of the century. For little under eight bucks, you get to know how to win 20 million U.S. dollars! I always suspected that the Rockefellers, Bilderburgers and Rockburgs were into black magic stuff. Ever wonder why Rockenburger Tower in New York has the same address as the Church of Satan: 666 United Nations Plaza? I'm sure the White Lodge is willing to give me at least one million for buying all copies of this work, and hide them close to a Bigfoot lair. Eternal life might do the trick, too.

Otherwise, I'll go for the 20 million dollars.