A review of a "gnome" outfit sold by Amazon.
Please
come on, this is not a gnome. This is hideous Inga from the Bavarian Alps.
Again! I know from personal experience how gnomes are supposed to look like
since I've been one myself. In fifth grade, elementary school, I was *the*
gnome in the local Lucia celebration. Gnomes have red hats, grey dress and hold
a lamp. They certainly don't wear skirts, nor do they yodel in some incomprehensible
South German dialect. Besides, I think "Ms. Gnome" might be
psychedelic, I mean she spouts two flying agaric mushrooms on her dress! I
don't think that would have been allowed in a children's Lucia celebration....
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