Anybody but Clinton? Would that include the candidates
of the Party for Socialism and Liberation, who want to fight capitalism, or
those of the Nutrition Party, who prefer fighting obesity and diabetes? There
is also the American Solidarity Party (formerly the Christian Democratic Party
USA), based on Catholic social teaching and Consistent Life Ethics, their party
symbol being a pelican. Dan Bilzerian, a professional poker player, wants your
ballot signature to run as an independent. I'm not sure if even a poker player
can game the US ballot access laws, though. Perhaps Zoltan Istvan, a
transhumanist philosopher, will have more luck. As of this date, however, only
actual humans can run for office. Herr Zoltan's platform states in part: “A
transhumanist must strive to achieve omnipotence as expediently as possible”. Speaking
of expediency, the American Independent Party has taken the easy way out and
simply nominated a certain Donald J Trump for the presidency…
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