Sunday, September 2, 2018

I was just eating a cookie



A review of a badge with the caption "My silence could mean you are not worth the argument" 

This must be the ultimate pin/badge for customer reviewers flamed by nasty people in the commentary sections. You know, the kind of guys who claim that their Dobermann Pinscher is really nice to kids, that American Eagles somehow trumps Swedish House Sparrows on the tree of life, complain about your friendly conversations with British Taoists, or accuse you of not having read the 1000-page encyclopaedia of freak hornet mutants you just ostensibly reviewed. Therefore, I must issue this clarification: no, dear complainers, I was simply out, eating a jumbo sized candy bar! Or maybe, just maybe, I actually have a day job... :P

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