Don't worry, it might never happen

This small pin has the message: "I'm smiling. That alone should scare you". I agree. I'm paranoid already. OK, let me guess. I take it this one's strictly for Randians, LaRouchians, Fusion Power enthusiasts and Green Algae Energy buffs? Not to mention people selling shares in fracking oil companies...

Buyer, beware of the Cornucopian smile.