Monday, September 3, 2018

Welcome to my barbecue



A review of "Boa Versus Python". 

A big game hunt goes dangerously wrong when a monster-python (the green snake) escapes just outside the city of Philadelphia. The CIA sends out its very own monster-boa (the red snake) to eliminate the threat, and the stage is set for an epic battle of brawn versus brawn as the ophidians battle for world supremacy in the Philly metro. Or at least for the right to munch on a big game hunter. And yes, I'm simplifying the plot somewhat...

Otherwise, I noticed the preponderance of nude and semi-nude females in this production, suggesting it's made for 16-year old boys. Other monster flicks actually show more monsters than babes! I presume those are oriented to 12-year old boys. I admit I prefer such movies, suggesting that my mental age on a Friday night might be just about eleven and a half. So I'm afraid I can only give "Boa Versus Python" two stars. But then, the Delaware Valley aint what it used to be.
Welcome to my barbecue.

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