This is apparently an Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU), a
close relative to the Darwinist Fish With Legs, the Happy Holiday greeting and
the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The fact that it's neither invisible, pink nor an
unicorn is presumably part of the "in house joke". Ted Cruz (of all
people) recently said that searching for moderate rebels in Syria is like
searching for a purple unicorn. Cruz (who believes Jonah was swallowed by a big
basking shark) apparently doesn't believe purple unicorns exist. Unfortunately
for both Cruz and his Atheist-Materialist detractors, unicorns *do* exist. And
we all know where, don't we...? Yepp, you guessed it: at a private wildlife
preserve in Congo-Brazzaville, owned by Kim Jong-un. Sheesh, I assumed that was common
knowledge!
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