I am the one and only certified Grand Magus of the
Über-Authentic and Ober-Authenticated Genuine Lineage of the Most Excellent
Kundalini Koh-I-Noor, properly baptized and anasthesized by the Lemurian Qohort
of the Qabal. I am also in direct communication with W B Yeats' discarnate
soul-entity, now an ascended masteroid on the planetoid of Phantastes IV of the
Rubicon sphere.
Heed my words, ye of little faith and even smaller understanding: this greenish volume is FAKE, the “system” it contains doesn't even work in Plaid Cymru or Llanfairpwyllgwyngyll, as it is based on nothing else than the author's observations of the planet Venus seen under unusual conditions.
When I contacted the author and produced my certificate of initiation, signed by the Three Wise Ones and Four Ancient Ones (and even by W B Yeats), he rejected my application for a leadership position in his so-called Celtic Order of the Golden Dawn, really the Faux Celtic Disorder of the Darker Dusk. This in itself shows him to be in touch not with higher truths and revelations, but only with his true controls in the lowest astral regions (a.k.a. Maryland). Therefore, my brethren, I have decided to leave this rock of little consequence (a.k.a. Earth) and return to my true abode in the Rubicon sphere, where none of thee can enter. The door of salvation and grace has hereby been closed.
However, if you cough up a check for $ 10,000 and send it to my post office box at Rubicon, SF, California, maybe we can work something out, yes?
(Freely based on a jocular page at the author's website.)
;-)
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