Monday, September 17, 2018

And coffee came, the first day




October 1 is International Coffee Day. I haven't checked Bishop Ussher, but I wouldn't be surprised if G-d created java at exactly 5.21am on October 1, 4004 BC shortly before he made the heavens, the earth and the Long Island Rail Road. Did he foresee our fall, I wonder? I mean, commuters must drink a lot of the black and brew! Decaf, by contrast, was invented by one of the bad guys. OK, let me guess: Esau? He always had bad table manners...

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